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You missed the best quote of the whole movie:Originally posted by Ruthless
Dodgeball:
"fukin Chuck Norris"
"cram it up ur cram hole La Fleur"
"Ugliness and fatness..are genetic disorders. much like baldness or necrophilia"
" ur fired..i called up the bank and told em u were drinkin and stealing on the job and they believed it."
"NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD..NOBODY"
" I kno u..u kno u...and i kno u kno that i kno u."
" oh i'm not alot dumber than u thought that i think that i was once"
i got a lot more but thats all i'm bothered to type. *:lol:
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war" William Shakespeare
As I walk through the valley of shadow of death I have no fear beacaus i am the meanest motherfucker in the whole valley -Gen, George S. Patton
patton owns
"Everything i say is a lie...except that, and that, and that, and that...and that" - Peter Griffin
:wub:Originally posted by Phantom478
patton owns
"We are making progress" - George W. Bush
Family Guy
Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually."
"Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie."
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy. Pillow Pants is her pussy troll
Elias: You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist. - But, my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "nigger knife" once. - You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?
can anyone say what movie these are from?
clerks 2 ftw :wub:
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold." - Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"i want you"s about 100+ girls
and then you woke up and came back into reality? :huh:
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