Whos in the mood for some chuck norris jokes ^_^

[NathanAlgren]

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you


JHAHAHAHAHA ROFL

[Lev0]

chuck norris doesnt pushes him self up when doing push up but pushes the earth down

[MrsOwnage]

Most people pee their name in the snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in the concrete.

[Dark3lf]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them untill he gets the information he wants.

[Boyce]

Behind chuck norris's beard is another fist.[/b]

haha

[rodinamo]

Most people pee their name in the snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in the concrete.[/b]

lol xD

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck norris swam through land
Chuck Norris doesn have a home he just walkes in to random houses, and people move
chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

[Parasitic]

When God said, "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said, "Say 'Please'"

[MrsOwnage]

Chuck Norris once was having sex with a woman on a tractor, when he finished some of the cum dripped onto the tractor. That tractor is now known as Optimus Prime today.

[SexE]

Chuck Norris once was having sex with a woman on a tractor, when he finished some of the cum dripped onto the tractor. That tractor is now known as Optimus Prime today.[/b]

Lawl.

Chuck Norries died 10 years ago, but the grimreaper is too afraid to tell him.

[giga]

Chuck Norris once was having sex with a woman on a tractor, when he finished some of the cum dripped onto the tractor. That tractor is now known as Optimus Prime today.[/b]

ROFL

[Parasitic]

Chuck Norris can make any woman orgasm simply by pointing at them and saying "bam"

[elucid]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.


These are my top 6

[Parasitic]

I got a book with 400 of the best chuck norris jokes/facts for christmas last year, trying to find it.

Chuck Norris was denied a McGriddle at McDonalds because it was already 11:35, and he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

[NoD32]

[springer100]

well theese are few of my best:

do you know why God is named God? Because Chuck Norris was reserved

and

(well sounds good in polish, idk if i trnaslate to english well) Chuck norris stands faster than you run ( in polish "chuck szybciej stoi niz ty biegasz") xd


andd

chuck norris doesnt celebrate birthday... birthday celebrates chuck

and last one

chuck norris watched every part of the bold and the beautiful

When God said, "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said, "Say 'Please'"[/b]

rofl at this one