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Would dry smegma burn?

This is a discussion on Would dry smegma burn? within the Off Topic forums, part of the Entertainment category; So... would it or not? if you have no idea what smegma is, google it.. can't really explain it here ...
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    So... would it or not?

    if you have no idea what smegma is, google it.. can't really explain it here w/o being banned :P


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    19:28.37****)) Dro drops a bucket full of SMEGMA on schrotti's head and then sets it on fire.
    **19:29.05****( Dro ) sup bitch
    **19:32.00****( +schrotti ) how could smegma burn?
    **19:33.46****( Dro ) why not?
    **19:34.05****( Dro ) if u drank a lot of alcohol days ago it definetly could
    **19:34.15****( Dro ) or it could be ur head that is on fire
    **19:34.34****( +schrotti ) ya but the smegma itself.. wouldnt burn?
    **19:34.45****( +wOLfi` ) maybe if u like ... dry it
    **19:34.56****( +schrotti ) it would melt..
    **19:34.58****( +schrotti ) most likely
    **19:35.00****( +schrotti ) but not burn
    **19:35.07****( +schrotti ) we have to try!
    **19:35.12****( +schrotti ) IMA CALL MYTHBUSTERS
    **19:35.15****( +schrotti ) HOW TO GET SMEGMA TO BURN
    **19:35.42****( Dro ) lol
    **19:35.44****( Dro ) that'd be awesome
    **19:35.45****( Dro ) wel
    **19:35.50****( Dro ) i think ur hair would turn on fire
    **19:35.54****( Dro ) and the smegma would heat up
    **19:35.59****( Dro ) making it's smell spread
    **19:36.01****( Dro ) and stink even worst
    **19:36.04****( Dro ) worse*
    **19:36.08****( Dro ) so eitherway, is ownage
    **19:36.28****( +wOLfi` ) i hope they take jamies smegma then :o
    **19:36.44****( +schrotti ) honestly doubt it would burn
    **19:36.49****( +schrotti ) you know.. most likely start to cook
    **19:37.00****( +schrotti ) and steam
    **19:37.03****( +schrotti ) which would stink badly
    **19:37.16****( +wOLfi` ) well ... if its dry, it could burn ..
    **19:37.20****( +schrotti ) no
    **19:37.21****( +schrotti ) coz
    **19:37.25****( +schrotti ) if its dry it would melt first
    **19:37.27****( +schrotti ) then steam
    **19:37.32****( +wOLfi` ) why would it melt
    **19:37.32****( +schrotti ) chemics you dumb german!
    **19:37.34****( +schrotti ) CHEMICS!
     19:37.47****( +schrotti ) by heating it up it changes its "aggregat zustand" :D
    **19:38.03****( +wOLfi` ) ya but not everything melts before it starts to burn
    **19:38.06****( +wOLfi` ) CHEMICS
    **19:38.08****( +wOLfi` ) wtf
    **19:38.33****( +schrotti ) yes
    **19:38.37****( +schrotti ) but smegma
    **19:38.40****( +schrotti ) doesnt burn
    **19:38.43****( +schrotti ) hence why it melts
    **19:38.45****( +wOLfi` ) but .. i see you already tried it out .... ADMIT IT
    **19:38.59****( +schrotti ) im about to.. if we go any further with this conversation
    **19:39.33****( Dro ) lol, if is dry it'd definetly burn
    **19:39.35****( Dro ) is like poo
    **19:39.39****( Dro ) doesn't burns unless is dry
    **19:39.40****( +schrotti ) how'd u know?
    **19:39.44****( Dro ) if is fresh it would steam
    **19:39.47****( +schrotti ) wtf...
    **19:39.49****( +schrotti ) you burned poo ?
    **19:39.56****( +wOLfi` ) lawl
    **19:39.57****( Dro ) wtf
    **19:40.00****( Dro ) u haven't?
    **19:40.05****( +schrotti ) no?
    **19:40.10****( +wOLfi` ) lmao
    **19:40.15****( Dro ) wtfwjd?
    **19:40.29****( +wOLfi` ) wjd?
    **19:40.51****( Dro ) what the fuck would jesus do?
    **19:40.52****( Dro ) http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...e-acronyms.png
    **19:40.55****( Dro ) burn the poo!
    **19:40.55****( +wOLfi` ) wtf is wjd supposed to mean
    **19:40.57****( +wOLfi` ) ah
    **19:41.13****( Dro ) anyway, back to burning smegma
    **19:41.17****( Dro ) i bet i'd burn if it was dry
    **19:41.27****( +wOLfi` ) i wouldnt bet ... but i dont doubt it
    **19:41.29****( Dro ) if it was fresh, it wouldn't, it'd cook and steam
    **19:41.30****( +schrotti ) i bet it would melt
    **19:41.34****( Dro ) both would steam pretty badly
    **19:41.43****( Dro ) it'd melt if it was frozen
    **19:41.48****( Dro ) but if is dry, there's no more water on it
    **19:41.54****( +schrotti ) uh
    **19:41.54****( Dro ) so it'd burn
    **19:42.01****( +schrotti ) no -.-
    **19:42.06****( +schrotti ) it can still melt
    **19:42.15****( +schrotti ) go back to its liquid form
    **19:42.16****( +schrotti ) u know
    **19:42.18****( +schrotti ) then steam
    **19:42.25****( +wOLfi` ) smegma isnt "liquid"
    **19:42.31****( Dro ) i know, but that's with materials that still have some liquid on them
    **19:42.41****( Dro ) or if the temperature is higher than it's melting point
    **19:42.45****( +schrotti ) it is.. sort of Wolfi
    **19:42.47****( Dro ) like steel and stuff
     19:42.53****( +schrotti ) exactly
    **19:42.53****( Dro ) smegma is liquid
    **19:43.05****( Dro ) but smegma is made of organical components
    **19:43.08****( +schrotti ) so .. why wouldnt smegma go back to liquid instead of burn?
    **19:43.09****( +wOLfi` ) it isnt .. wtf ...
    **19:43.13****( +schrotti ) and then it cooks.. and steams
    **19:43.18****( Dro ) cuz if it's dry, it wouldn't have any water on it
    **19:43.19****( +schrotti ) thats my theory!
    **19:43.19****( Dro ) just organics
    **19:43.25****( Dro ) like skin and dirt
    **19:43.26****( +schrotti ) HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
    **19:43.36****( +schrotti ) UR BURNT IT ALREADY DIDNT U?
    **19:43.40****( Dro ) logical assumptions
    **19:43.40****( Dro ) no
    **19:43.44****( +wOLfi` ) SCHROTTI DOESNT KNOW OH OH OH
    **19:43.45****( Dro ) i'd need a buck load to do i
    **19:43.47****( Dro ) it*
    **19:44.01****( Dro ) can't produce enough on my own to do a proper experiment =(
    **19:44.11****( +wOLfi` ) im pretty sure mythbusters will figure out

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    i'd say it'll burn!

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    IT'D BURN IF IT'S DRY YOU DUMB GERMAN!

    If it's dry, that means all the water on it wouldn't be there, so all that'd be left is salt, dirt, skin and other gross stuff, all incendiaries. It'd burn like dry hay.

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    i was there lurking , luckily didnt see that ^^

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    [13:56:38] <Recoman> schrotti
    [13:56:41] <Dro> yes... but, u are a dyke
    [13:56:42] <Recoman> whats smegma ?
    [13:56:43] <schrotti> you, do it while showering?
    [13:56:44] <Dro> dykes know dicks
    [13:56:46] <schrotti> Recoman
    [13:56:47] <schrotti> google it
    [13:56:50] <Recoman> i did
    [13:56:50] <Dro> nono, before showering
    [13:56:56] <Recoman> all i saw was a dick
    [13:57:03] <schrotti> ...
    [13:57:09] <GwenDOLLyn> lol
    [13:57:18] <Dro> ROFL

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    19:56.22 ( Recoman ) schrotti
    19:56.25 ( Recoman ) whats smegma ?
    19:56.29 ( +schrotti ) Recoman
    19:56.30 ( +schrotti ) google it
    19:56.33 ( Recoman ) i did
    19:56.39 ( Recoman ) all i saw was a dick
    19:56.46 ( +schrotti ) ...
    19:56.52 ( +GwenDOLLyn ) lol
    19:57.02 ( Dro ) ROFL

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    smegma killed my ^happy last time..

    why i googled it

    anyways, lets keep it on the serious topic like it is
    i&#39;d say it would burn..

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    you kids are gross..

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    what the fuck on voting option 3

    it would steam briefly then burn. it&#39;s already in a liquid state

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    what the fuck on voting option 3

    it would steam briefly then burn. it&#39;s already in a liquid state[/b]

    talking about dry smegma, forgot to write that in the main title

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    Only one way to find out!

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    talking about dry smegma, forgot to write that in the main title [/b]
    Dry smegma wouldn&#39;t be dumped on you. That&#39;s like throwing a bunch of pieces of paper on you and hoping that they&#39;ll stick to you then light on fire

    edit- and even if Dry Smegma was introduced to fire, it would still burn

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    Dry smegma wouldn&#39;t be dumped on you. That&#39;s like throwing a bunch of pieces of paper on you and hoping that they&#39;ll stick to you then light on fire

    edit- and even if Dry Smegma was introduced to fire, it would still burn[/b]

    it would melt!



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    As I said on IRC, it is organic matter. Unlike steel, which you were comparing it to, it&#39;s dry, and therefor flammable.

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    it could melt and start burning ... like plastic does ..... maybe

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