So... would it or not?
if you have no idea what smegma is, google it.. can't really explain it here w/o being banned :P
Code:19:28.37****)) Dro drops a bucket full of SMEGMA on schrotti's head and then sets it on fire. **19:29.05****( Dro ) sup bitch **19:32.00****( +schrotti ) how could smegma burn? **19:33.46****( Dro ) why not? **19:34.05****( Dro ) if u drank a lot of alcohol days ago it definetly could **19:34.15****( Dro ) or it could be ur head that is on fire **19:34.34****( +schrotti ) ya but the smegma itself.. wouldnt burn? **19:34.45****( +wOLfi` ) maybe if u like ... dry it **19:34.56****( +schrotti ) it would melt.. **19:34.58****( +schrotti ) most likely **19:35.00****( +schrotti ) but not burn **19:35.07****( +schrotti ) we have to try! **19:35.12****( +schrotti ) IMA CALL MYTHBUSTERS **19:35.15****( +schrotti ) HOW TO GET SMEGMA TO BURN **19:35.42****( Dro ) lol **19:35.44****( Dro ) that'd be awesome **19:35.45****( Dro ) wel **19:35.50****( Dro ) i think ur hair would turn on fire **19:35.54****( Dro ) and the smegma would heat up **19:35.59****( Dro ) making it's smell spread **19:36.01****( Dro ) and stink even worst **19:36.04****( Dro ) worse* **19:36.08****( Dro ) so eitherway, is ownage **19:36.28****( +wOLfi` ) i hope they take jamies smegma then :o **19:36.44****( +schrotti ) honestly doubt it would burn **19:36.49****( +schrotti ) you know.. most likely start to cook **19:37.00****( +schrotti ) and steam **19:37.03****( +schrotti ) which would stink badly **19:37.16****( +wOLfi` ) well ... if its dry, it could burn .. **19:37.20****( +schrotti ) no **19:37.21****( +schrotti ) coz **19:37.25****( +schrotti ) if its dry it would melt first **19:37.27****( +schrotti ) then steam **19:37.32****( +wOLfi` ) why would it melt **19:37.32****( +schrotti ) chemics you dumb german! **19:37.34****( +schrotti ) CHEMICS! 19:37.47****( +schrotti ) by heating it up it changes its "aggregat zustand" :D **19:38.03****( +wOLfi` ) ya but not everything melts before it starts to burn **19:38.06****( +wOLfi` ) CHEMICS **19:38.08****( +wOLfi` ) wtf **19:38.33****( +schrotti ) yes **19:38.37****( +schrotti ) but smegma **19:38.40****( +schrotti ) doesnt burn **19:38.43****( +schrotti ) hence why it melts **19:38.45****( +wOLfi` ) but .. i see you already tried it out .... ADMIT IT **19:38.59****( +schrotti ) im about to.. if we go any further with this conversation **19:39.33****( Dro ) lol, if is dry it'd definetly burn **19:39.35****( Dro ) is like poo **19:39.39****( Dro ) doesn't burns unless is dry **19:39.40****( +schrotti ) how'd u know? **19:39.44****( Dro ) if is fresh it would steam **19:39.47****( +schrotti ) wtf... **19:39.49****( +schrotti ) you burned poo ? **19:39.56****( +wOLfi` ) lawl **19:39.57****( Dro ) wtf **19:40.00****( Dro ) u haven't? **19:40.05****( +schrotti ) no? **19:40.10****( +wOLfi` ) lmao **19:40.15****( Dro ) wtfwjd? **19:40.29****( +wOLfi` ) wjd? **19:40.51****( Dro ) what the fuck would jesus do? **19:40.52****( Dro ) http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...e-acronyms.png **19:40.55****( Dro ) burn the poo! **19:40.55****( +wOLfi` ) wtf is wjd supposed to mean **19:40.57****( +wOLfi` ) ah **19:41.13****( Dro ) anyway, back to burning smegma **19:41.17****( Dro ) i bet i'd burn if it was dry **19:41.27****( +wOLfi` ) i wouldnt bet ... but i dont doubt it **19:41.29****( Dro ) if it was fresh, it wouldn't, it'd cook and steam **19:41.30****( +schrotti ) i bet it would melt **19:41.34****( Dro ) both would steam pretty badly **19:41.43****( Dro ) it'd melt if it was frozen **19:41.48****( Dro ) but if is dry, there's no more water on it **19:41.54****( +schrotti ) uh **19:41.54****( Dro ) so it'd burn **19:42.01****( +schrotti ) no -.- **19:42.06****( +schrotti ) it can still melt **19:42.15****( +schrotti ) go back to its liquid form **19:42.16****( +schrotti ) u know **19:42.18****( +schrotti ) then steam **19:42.25****( +wOLfi` ) smegma isnt "liquid" **19:42.31****( Dro ) i know, but that's with materials that still have some liquid on them **19:42.41****( Dro ) or if the temperature is higher than it's melting point **19:42.45****( +schrotti ) it is.. sort of Wolfi **19:42.47****( Dro ) like steel and stuff 19:42.53****( +schrotti ) exactly **19:42.53****( Dro ) smegma is liquid **19:43.05****( Dro ) but smegma is made of organical components **19:43.08****( +schrotti ) so .. why wouldnt smegma go back to liquid instead of burn? **19:43.09****( +wOLfi` ) it isnt .. wtf ... **19:43.13****( +schrotti ) and then it cooks.. and steams **19:43.18****( Dro ) cuz if it's dry, it wouldn't have any water on it **19:43.19****( +schrotti ) thats my theory! **19:43.19****( Dro ) just organics **19:43.25****( Dro ) like skin and dirt **19:43.26****( +schrotti ) HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? **19:43.36****( +schrotti ) UR BURNT IT ALREADY DIDNT U? **19:43.40****( Dro ) logical assumptions **19:43.40****( Dro ) no **19:43.44****( +wOLfi` ) SCHROTTI DOESNT KNOW OH OH OH **19:43.45****( Dro ) i'd need a buck load to do i **19:43.47****( Dro ) it* **19:44.01****( Dro ) can't produce enough on my own to do a proper experiment =( **19:44.11****( +wOLfi` ) im pretty sure mythbusters will figure out
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