You just wont beliave it!

[DragonFire]

i cant believe im the first one to ask.. how do you have sex with a bike[/b]

maybe between the gears or something :P

[Parasitic]

Thats just retarded, he said he was drunk, and every one knows drunk horny guys will fuck just about anything that moves, and some things that don't h34r:

[kennyburger]

maybe between the gears or something :P[/b]

that would hurt, maybe there's a hole in the seat ? :lol:

[vandy_vs_gator]

that would hurt, maybe there's a hole in the seat ? :lol:[/b]

or the seat was a Gell seat

[Conin]

IM BRINGING SEXY BIKE[/b]

THOSE MUTHA ******** DUNNO HOW TA RIDE

[Psy]

or the seat was a Gell seat [/b]

Or maybe he had buttsex with the seat!

[Unf0rgettabl3]

Not really... plastic dolls have that purpose. But a Bike doesn't, thus making sex with a bike an unnatural action.[/b]

+1

[0000000]

So what law did he break? I think the report is inaccurate to be honest, you wouldn't get 3 years for that, or even arrested.

[Felix]

So what law did he break? I think the report is inaccurate to be honest, you wouldn't get 3 years for that, or even arrested.[/b]

he was put on the sex offenders list for 3 years

The orginal artical is

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgo...est/7095134.stm

[0000000]

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr

He didn't break any laws unless simulating sex in a private bedroom is now illegal. Just another reason why this country is a piece of shit nowadays.

[PaPaSmurF]

Wow how embarrasing. Poor guy, I'd be willing to bet he was drunk/high or something. Can't believe they would call that a crime. I say the crime was they "broke" in on him.... If he wanted them in there he would have answered the door.

Faking crazy tho...sex with a bike...first iv every heard of that.

[sexy Owa]

you do realize by putting this topic up you have sparked the imagination of over half ko4life's members (if i cant get laid by a woman ill go fuck my bike!)

i predict to see a good chuck of our members getting put into jail for 3 years h34r:

[Parasitic]

you do realize by putting this topic up you have sparked the imagination of over half ko4life's members (if i cant get laid by a woman ill go fuck my bike!)

i predict to see a good chuck of our members getting put into jail for 3 years h34r:[/b]

We aren't that dumb, hookers > bikes if ur really desperate, and if you can't get one of those, get a blow up doll maybe? Or quit being a loser and find a real gf...

[vandy_vs_gator]

We aren't that dumb, hookers > bikes if ur really desperate, and if you can't get one of those, get a blow up doll maybe? Or quit being a loser and find a real gf...[/b]

lol ok

hookers = aids and disease
bike = rust on your wee wee

bike > hooker

[sexyrexy]

isnt masturbation simulating sex.. so can you get arrested for having a lonely night?