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Are you prepared in the event of a zombie invasion?

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    If there was a zombie outbreak in your town, would you have the necessary items to defend yourself? If you think so, compile a list of readily available items.

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    Knives
    Cleavers
    Car
    Axe
    Nail Gun
    Ants spray
    Matches


    All set

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    Um...

    a Car.

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    depends. are we talking Resident Evil Zombies? Dawn of the Dead? or Shaun of the Dead?

    RE = Slow but smart
    DotD = Fast and Crazy
    SotD = Slow and Retarded

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    i would hire MacGyver... he will save me with a toothpick, an orange and 1 inch of thread.


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    Stick the thread through the needle, then stick the needle in the orange, and it'll be like a mace

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    i have a plank of wood with a nail in it....

    YES A NAIL IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i'm prepared

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    I would ctrl+alt+del them, and end task! woo!!


    I have... nothing to protect me with..

    I guess I would get as much food as possible, lock myself up eat, eat, eat and eat!
    28 days later(like in the movie) I would go eat, get more food, lock myself up again and repeat this till im old and dead.

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    i have prepared for this well in advance.............ar15 with 3.5-10X 40mm lr/t m2 leupold sitting pretty on top to clear the path before i hit the path.............45 acp for stoppage at point blank..........and my katana for making the final severance package...........this settup is prepared for zombies...foreign nations bold enough to invade and or civil war when the time comes.......i suggest you get the fuk out my way in the event 1 of these occur lol

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    Cars make noise that attract zombies. 28 days later did not feature "zombies," but the disease they had was sort of like rabies.

    Nice call on the nail gun, redbluegreen, that was on my list as well (for barricading purposes).

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    well a car van with alot of petol, and things holdin petrol, then i would get all my mates
    drive around shootin up the zombies throwing our poo at them and shit ya know usal shit

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    i got a bunch of kitchen knives, axe, chainsaw, 5l fuel tank for chainsaw, tennis racket...fuk dat shit, im aint ready for zombie outbreak

    best offtopic so far imo DDD

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    omg thats the title ... shaun of the dead... i saw it like last year and it was so damn good, damn hilarious XD *goes find an online version*

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    omg thats the title ... shaun of the dead... i saw it like last year and it was so damn good, damn hilarious XD *goes find an online version*[/b]

    All useful items within viewing distance....

    Car
    Fresh Air Spray
    Belt
    Vitamin Tablets(?) [useless]
    Contact lense solution [useless]
    Various Library books [useless]
    Clothing [useless]
    Poker Chips [useless]

    Ok i will admit it in the event of a zombie invasion i would be absolutely screwed. I could use the car to escape / run over zombies though, i could use the fresh air spray to blind them like CS gas on the way to get to my car, and my belts could be used for swinging at people ninja style!

    In conclusion though - im going down.

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    but morax, its fresh spray :P they might just die from the fresh perfume

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