Your own most embarassing moments

[KungPaoChicken]

xxxxxxxxxx (11:15:33 PM): i smell like cum again
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:35 PM): DUDE
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:36 PM): ROFL
xrandomflipx (11:15:38 PM): sounds
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:38 PM): YESTERDAY
xrandomflipx (11:15:40 PM): interesting
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:41 PM): omgomg
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:42 PM): no w8
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:44 PM): yesterday
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:47 PM): was the worse
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:49 PM): possible time ever
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:50 PM): ok so
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:55 PM): im jackin off in bed
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:56 PM): and i cummed
xxxxxxxxxx(11:15:59 PM): all over my hand
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:01 PM): and my mom
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:03 PM): barges in -.-
xrandomflipx (11:16:25 PM): LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLlll
xrandomflipx (11:16:27 PM): PROFILE
xrandomflipx (11:16:29 PM): INFORMAToin
xrandomflipx (11:16:32 PM): LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:37 PM): NO NO NO
xrandomflipx (11:16:38 PM): GIVE ME 1 MIn
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:38 PM): DONT
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:39 PM): LMFAO
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:40 PM): LOWKEY
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:42 PM): ROFLROFLROFL
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:44 PM): OMGORLROFLROFL
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:45 PM): NONO
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:48 PM): NONONONONONOONONONONONON
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:57 PM): STOP
xxxxxxxxxx(11:16:59 PM): STOP STOP STOP STOP
xrandomflipx (11:17:07 PM): its up
xxxxxxxxxx(11:17:12 PM): DUDEE
xxxxxxxxxx(11:17:15 PM): DONT BE GAY LOL
xxxxxxxxxx(11:18:02 PM): dude
xxxxxxxxxx(11:18:05 PM): then she was just like
xxxxxxxxxx(11:18:06 PM): OMG!
xxxxxxxxxx(11:18:12 PM): and ran out
xxxxxxxxxx(11:18:15 PM): nslammed da door


hiding my friends ID

[Lev0]

mom 1
frend 0

ouch and buy some tissues

[thenerd1o2]

ouch and buy some tissues[/b]

+1 lol

[schrotti]

Having sekz with your girlfriend and getting surprised with a visit from your grandma > all.

[StoneColdAngel]

Having sekz with your boyfriend and getting surprised with a visit from your grandma > all.[/b]

Corrected it for you !! ^^

[schrotti]

Corrected it for you !! ^^[/b]

Aww, that's so kind of you! Thank you! :unsure:

[undefined]

when i accidentally shot my friend in the ass with military sim rounds before we were about to clear a building. i did it on accident, i swear h34r: . (these things are fucking awesome)

[aligator]

when i accidentally shot my friend in the ass with military sim rounds before we were about to clear a building. i did it on accident, i swear h34r: . (these things are fucking awesome)[/b]

A guy in the same times when my friend went to military, shot someone between the feets and got punished badly.
He only was allowed to wear a wooden gun after that. xD

[griml2eaper]

Rofl Fuckkk i have alot of these bitches
damn parties and shit :P

Well it was my first time Rolling, so we left my house and went and hung out with our friend and he turned all morman and shit after he got off probation and all that so he had all these morman bitches over and we didnt know
I WAS TRIPPPINNGGGG BAD like Trying not to Freak out But doing it ha
So after a while i Started To See blood on me or something( i dont remember much, going off how my friend described it)
So i started freaking the fuck out taking my cloths off and screaming and shit lol all the little mormans were like wow
ha it embarresed our friend more then me so eh. he was hella pissed

Theirs alot of stupid shit that has happend just cant remember :P

[Lev0]

Rofl Fuckkk i have alot of these bitches
damn parties and shit :P

Well it was my first time Rolling, so we left my house and went and hung out with our friend and he turned all morman and shit after he got off probation and all that so he had all these morman bitches over and we didnt know
I WAS TRIPPPINNGGGG BAD like Trying not to Freak out But doing it ha
So after a while i Started To See blood on me or something( i dont remember much, going off how my friend described it)
So i started freaking the fuck out taking my cloths off and screaming and shit lol all the little mormans were like wow
ha it embarresed our friend more then me so eh. he was hella pissed

Theirs alot of stupid shit that has happend just cant remember :P[/b]

u seeing the daylight for the very first time should have been a very embarrasing moment for the folks :P




j/k

[loveya]

When you go to the doctor to check your dick and you get a boner -.-

Happend to a fried of mine

[Darki]

When you go to the doctor to check your dick and you get a boner -.-

Happend to a fried of mine[/b]

it is embarassing even without boner -_-
fuck me u show off your little friend infront of 2 nurses and 1 doctor god damn!
well i wouldnt mind if nurses would be hot

[loveya]

it is embarassing even without boner -_-
fuck me u show off your little friend infront of 2 nurses and 1 doctor god damn!
well i wouldnt mind if nurses would be hot [/b]

yeah sad thing is that they rarely are

[elucid]

Rofl Fuckkk i have alot of these bitches
damn parties and shit :P

Well it was my first time Rolling, so we left my house and went and hung out with our friend and he turned all morman and shit after he got off probation and all that so he had all these morman bitches over and we didnt know
I WAS TRIPPPINNGGGG BAD like Trying not to Freak out But doing it ha
So after a while i Started To See blood on me or something( i dont remember much, going off how my friend described it)
So i started freaking the fuck out taking my cloths off and screaming and shit lol all the little mormans were like wow
ha it embarresed our friend more then me so eh. he was hella pissed

Theirs alot of stupid shit that has happend just cant remember :P[/b]

Why would you wanna do something that you can't even remember doing?


ecstasy is a shit drug anyway

[Private]

my doctor sent in one of the interns for a visit i had and she had to feels my balls up was so awesome !

but as for the most embarrassing moment ? all i can think of is driving home hung over in the morning after a party and having a condom stuck to my shorts or maybe when i was like 13 i tried to finger this chick with her jeans still on missed her pink and ended up in the stink ... she was not happy

i had a friend tho who was walking over to see his gf's house and her brother was supposed to be home ... half way there he had to take a shit. since he was already half way he figured he would walk there and take a shit at her house . Well he couldn't make it and the only place he could go was a church which was open . He went in and the hallway was full of chicks and he had to ask where the bath room was while he is obviously trying to hold it in . Then when he went into the bathroom there was a bunch of dudes in there changing clothes for some play or something . So he figured he would have to hold it and when he finally go to her house , her brother wasn't home so he tried to go to one of her brothers friends house but he wasn't home either . He ended up crapping his pants trying to take a shit in the back yard! Shortly after that her brother came walking down the street with his friend who wasn't home . So he had to wash his pants off , shower , and wear a pair of her brothers jeans . I dont know why he even tells this story but its hilarious .