And we have a winner haha
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And we have a winner haha
I was coming back home, and I saw no car, so I thought my parents were out, then I started screaming and saying "YEAH I CAN DO ANYTHING I DO ! I'M GONNA WATCH SOME GOOD PORN"... my step-father's car was outside the house, he was in his room...
This happened like 2 years ago -_-
wtf why would you even do that lolI was coming back home, and I saw no car, so I thought my parents were out, then I started screaming and saying "YEAH I CAN DO ANYTHING I DO ! I'M GONNA WATCH SOME GOOD PORN"... my step-father's car was outside the house, he was in his room...
This happened like 2 years ago -_-[/b]
Lol I remember once I started laughing when I was gettin checked, I swear I couldn't fucking hold it in for one damn second. And to make it worse, there was a med student/intern in there as well, and she actually was kinda hot too. Thats prolly the most embarrassed Ive ever felt in my life...it is embarassing even without boner -_-
fuck me u show off your little friend infront of 2 nurses and 1 doctor god damn!
well i wouldnt mind if nurses would be hot[/b]
Only other thing I could think of was gettin a boner in a pool with my girl friend next door. I was kinda young, like 10 or 11, and we had always swam together in the past, we've lived next to each other our entire lives. But this one time she had a 2 piece on, and we were about to get out of the pool, and I started to feel it. I had started to get out then told her I was gonna swim some more. She just kinda laughed and sat at a table and waited for me. IDK if she knew what was going on, but that coulda turned out a whole lot worse
i had to go get checked for testicular cancer cause my grandpa had it , and they had to put a bunch of gel or something all over my balls and shit and they had a HOT FUCKING nurse put it on and i had to look at the wall cause fuck , i would have popped one man She was FUCKING hot...
I was at the dentist and I was lying on that chair thing and I got hard coz the dentists assistant was hot, I was hoping they didn't see so I tried to do that think you know where you try to hide it by putting the elastic waist of your boxers/trousers over it and stick it to your chest, all went well. Check up was over and I stood up... it popped out in-front of a 60 year old dentist and his hot assistant.
wheres the embarrassing parti had to go get checked for testicular cancer cause my grandpa had it , and they had to put a bunch of gel or something all over my balls and shit and they had a HOT FUCKING nurse put it on and i had to look at the wall cause fuck , i would have popped one man She was FUCKING hot...[/b]
That he couldn't really see who was lubricating his balls. He hopes it was the hot nurse, but it's more likely it was an elderly sex offender walking by a economicly struggling nurse.wheres the embarrassing part[/b]
Can you cough * bribe* for me?
lol joshI was at the dentist and I was lying on that chair thing and I got hard coz the dentists assistant was hot, I was hoping they didn't see so I tried to do that think you know where you try to hide it by putting the elastic waist of your boxers/trousers over it and stick it to your chest, all went well. Check up was over and I stood up... it popped out in-front of a 60 year old dentist and his hot assistant.[/b]
lol crazy shitI was at the dentist and I was lying on that chair thing and I got hard coz the dentists assistant was hot, I was hoping they didn't see so I tried to do that think you know where you try to hide it by putting the elastic waist of your boxers/trousers over it and stick it to your chest, all went well. Check up was over and I stood up... it popped out in-front of a 60 year old dentist and his hot assistant.[/b]
when getting my penis reduction operation (cos its too god damn big). I had to have a checkup a few days before the op to check everything was fine and ready to go. The nurse pulled down the zip and POWWW, i jizzed right in both her eyes. She's now completly blind.
The poor woman, here's a photo:when getting my penis reduction operation (cos its too god damn big). I had to have a checkup a few days before the op to check everything was fine and ready to go. The nurse pulled down the zip and POWWW, i jizzed right in both her eyes. She's now completly blind.[/b]
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Lol I remember that day when that chick I barely knew, she was like swinging her hand at me and she was like "Heyyy!", so I said like "Hey whats up?" and I came and hugged her and was gonna start a conversation, but she was talkin to her friend in my back...
Lol I mean it sure did happen to everyone haha but it was embarassing :P
Lol I remember that day when that chick I barely knew, she was like swinging her hand at me and she was like "Heyyy!", so I said like "Hey whats up?" and I came and hugged her and was gonna start a conversation, but she was talkin to her friend in my back...
Lol I mean it sure did happen to everyone haha but it was embarassing :P[/b]
*hot girl running towards me*
*I spread my arms*
*she misses me*
*facepalm* :'(
well me and my friends created this joke, where you get a bunch of stooges (ppl who already know the trick) and you tell a joke that clearly isn't funny, and about 5 of you fake laugh, to see if these ppl will tag along...
so 1st week at my new school...
i thort i would be cool and crack this joke
realised at the end, i had no stooges...
finished the joke...
*facepalm*
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