Dictionary for women

**rock08** · 03-29-2009, 08:14 AM

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

**The_Real_PlodeZ** · 03-29-2009, 07:21 PM

PlodeZ likes this.

**Private** · 03-30-2009, 12:08 PM

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.[/b]

i also like this

plodez what do u think of the new facebook layout ?

**aligator** · 03-30-2009, 01:20 PM

5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you[/b]

These are very true.
Can't remember when I ever said and thought the same..

**SexE** · 03-30-2009, 03:00 PM

Lol.

**Unihoc** · 03-30-2009, 03:31 PM

haha kinda true ^_^

**MrsOwnage** · 03-30-2009, 03:32 PM

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.[/b]

Wow, where can I find a man like that

**Darki** · 03-30-2009, 03:41 PM

Wow, where can I find a man like that[/b]

im here but u arent loli :angry:

**The_Real_PlodeZ** · 03-30-2009, 03:43 PM

I just recently started using FB, because I got a new blackberry which makes it so convenient to use

**Private** · 03-30-2009, 04:00 PM

ah then u probly dont know the difference but ya facebook and myspace aren't half bad on my centro when im waiting to pick somebody up ko4life needs a m.ko4life.com

**ResserGD** · 03-31-2009, 03:35 PM

New layout really annoys me.

PlodeZ sounds like you been using it too much recently =P

This dictionary is AMAZING by the way.

**The_Real_PlodeZ** · 03-31-2009, 03:53 PM

Hehe, unlimited data plan = winnn

**Private** · 04-01-2009, 10:53 AM

yeah my centro's plan is like 115 a month after taxes it sucks but i mean i dont ever have to worry about minutes or dataplans or whatever

im really wanting an iphone now tho streaming my itunes from home sounds insane to me