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This is a discussion on Yummy Juicy Starbursts within the Off Topic forums, part of the Entertainment category; So this is a story I heard recently at my college and it has been spreading around the local area: ...
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    So this is a story I heard recently at my college and it has been spreading around the local area:

    A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.

    The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.

    I can only assume at this point that she agreed.

    She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:

    "Did you eat them all?"
    "Yeah all four of them"
    "Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."

    He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.

    It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.

    Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?

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    Not knowing the difference between starsburst and a genital wrat deservers to have genital wrats around his mouth

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    Ahahahahahahaha

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    rofl (i am speechless hahah)

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    That's disgusting .

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    Quote Originally Posted by tHeUnBeAtAbLe View Post
    That's disgusting .
    Thats why I posted it, Just for you <3 :P

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    funny story + all the ads on this page are about wart removal lol

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    good thing i alrdy ate. i like my candy clean. -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapture View Post
    funny story + all the ads on this page are about wart removal lol
    LOL! I am so glad you mentioned that, it's fucking hilarious even more so XD

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    starbursts wont make the smell go away.
    but shit, that story is fucked up lol

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    Dirty wart infested vage...somethings are too good to pass up.

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    ewwwww
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    Funny you told this, this story was circulating around my school about 2-3 weeks ago.
    Another one:
    Some guy was drunk as fuck and he got with this chick. He started licking her out and when he finished he was boasting how wet he got her and it was all over his face. The chick told him to look him the mirror..it was blood.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAV LMFAO AT HOLOCUST STORY/
    wow that chick sure is a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    and pwoah, her pussy would have stunk like all hell

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