Learn to talk like a nigga! by a nigga

[TripleOG4life]

Air heads.... their out of control.[/b]

ROFL

[Uzu]

[spoiler]for the lazy people, read the bold part.[/spoiler]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rape girls in the ages of 2-4, that way they can never tell anyone about it.
Stranger: shit is cash
You: IT'S TIME FOR A DUEL
You: I CHOOSE YOU PEDO BEAR
You: AND END MY TURN!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Stranger: I want to choose PedoBear.
You: IT'S YOUR TURN !
Stranger: I choose you! Steven Hawkings!
You: THAT'S IT?
Stranger: Steven! Use your talking device!
Stranger: It's super effective!
You: I PLAY MY MAGIC CARD "I SWEAR SHE WAS 4" !
You: PEDO BEAR BECOMES INFINITE
You: AND NOW--- GO ON PEDO BEAR
You: PEDO CLAW
Stranger: Hah! You obviously don't know about Steven Hawking's Dressing Room.
Stranger: Steven! DRESS YOURSELF TO A 3 YEAR OLD!
You: NOOOOOOO
You: I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
Stranger: What are you going to do now?!?!
You: *thinks*
You: HAHA!
You: YOU FORGOT PEDOBEARS EFFECT
Stranger: I did NOT!
You: IT'S IMMUNE TO HUMAN UNDER AGE 4 !
You: YOU LOST!
Stranger: Wrong answer.
Stranger: Steven Hawkings invented a pocket dresser.
Stranger: Steven, become 4 years old!
You: \_/
Stranger: Not above, not beneath
Stranger: You have lost
You: no, i win because i have the pedobear card goddamn
Stranger: Steven Hawking is superios.
Stranger: superior
You: Steven Hawking is retarded.
Stranger: Steven Hawking is superior.
You: but retarded.
You: so? do you give up?
You: or do i have to force you?
Stranger: What do you mean? Steven Hawking already won.
You: *Pedo Bear avoids Steven Hawkings and attacks Stranger directly*
You: *YOU HAVE WON THE DUEL*
Stranger: Wrong answer.
You: It wasn't an answer, it was FATE.
Stranger: *Steven Hawkings misses the first shot, but secondly, he charges his RETARD LAZO0OR'z!*
Stranger: PedoBear is caught
Stranger: You Win
You: and the retard lazO0ORz explode while charging
Stranger: Stranger Loose.
You: because they are retarded
You: just as his owner steven!
You: Oh man I am so going to post this on ko4life now
You: u just got pwnd! teehee!
Stranger: Wrong
Stranger: As I said before
Stranger: Steven Hawking
Stranger: Is superior
You: and retarded
You: that's why he cannot win
Stranger: Steven Hawking always win
You: come on! we talk about Pedo Bear here! u gotta admit u lost!
Stranger: Pedobear is infinite
Stranger: Pedobear is obsulete
Stranger: Steven Hawking is superior.
You: so?
You: Steven Hawking is superior. And retarded.
Stranger: Listen, let's reroll
You: superior + retarded < infinite + obsulete
Stranger: CHOOSE ANOTHER CHARACTER!
You: Okay!
You: I choose you, ....
You: Spiderman !
Stranger: Hmmmm.
Stranger: I choose you, ....
Stranger: Justin Tsimbidis!
You: who the...?
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/chick3nlittler
Stranger: Justin, use "WEIRD FACE LOOK"!
You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_
……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,
……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’,
……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘
………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; |
……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
…………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;|
..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
…….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-,
……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’
………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘,
……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,
Stranger: Wo0ty&#39;a gonna do in mah hood, spiderman?
Stranger: I&#39;m Justin Tsimbidis, wo0t&#39;ya gonna do?
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: OH MY GOD
You: I THINK I LOST
Stranger: I rule this hood mofocker
Stranger: yo turn yo back on meh and i&#39;ll KILL YOU
Stranger: Im crazy
Stranger: Serriously, tho, I lol&#39;d.
You: :P
You: lol man
You: that justin... is it a fake acc
You: or real?
Stranger: No, it&#39;s not.
Stranger: He&#39;s 100% real.
You: wow...
You: yes i know that he is real
You: but why the fuck would he open an account
Stranger: He have Facebook & shit aswell
Stranger: tho he recently shut his facebook down
You: for reason...
You: RIGHT?
Stranger: Why do you think he shut it down? :
You: lol! it&#39;s obvious!
You: he had no time!
Stranger: He had to cook with his mum.
You: too many chicks on his **** ^^
Stranger: And hang out in his streets, YO!
You: damn
You: he&#39;s so... :S
Stranger: hiphop
You: he is cool, i have to admit
Stranger: Hiphop people is so chicken faced.
You: man
You: i had fun
You: :P
You: from?
Stranger: Norway.
Stranger: You?
You: Germany
You:
Stranger: HEIL HITLAR!
Stranger: GO GERMANY
You: :P
Stranger: Ich spreche sie deutch
You: no you don&#39;t
You: :P
Stranger: Did I say it right?
You: nope
Stranger: well fuck you then
You: Ich spreche Deutsch* :P
You: you too dude <3
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Ich spreche Deutsch
Stranger: Hmm, I was in austria
Stranger: once
Stranger: closest to germany I&#39;ve been
Stranger: But we&#39;re actually going to travel to Germany this summer, I think.
You: xD austria sucks
You: age? :P
Stranger: Austria doesn&#39;t suck.
Stranger: Fritzl is pro
Stranger: I&#39;m 17.
Stranger: How about you?
You: 20
You: oh
You: Fritzl
Stranger: ..
You: i hate such men
You: male or female?
Stranger: WHAT?!
Stranger: Fritzl is a fucking hero, seriously, I lol&#39;d for weeks.
Stranger: male.
You: i can see through your monitor...
You: shemale!
Stranger: wat
Stranger: No, I&#39;m Justin Tsimbidis.
Stranger: There&#39;s no she in me, only me in she.
Stranger: get it?
You: OH YO MAN
You: HOW IS IT GOING DAWG
Stranger: Yo dawg, I herd u liek weird people so I put a weird people inside a boy and we got Justin Tsimbidis
You: I HERD U LIKE BEING RETARDED WHILE BEING RETARDED
You: SO I PUT A RETARD IN YOUR CAR WHILE YOU CAN BE RETARDED
You: damn
You: why do we think the same
You: sfjkasfasjklfajklsasfjkl.
You: this is amazing !
Stranger: This is grass!
You: I don&#39;t do drugs though :,(
You: this is madness
You: (your turn)
You: haha gotcha i guess!
Stranger: brb
Stranger: just a sec, mate.
You: oki
You: me too
Stranger: back
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: add me
You: k sec
You: i wus collecting pedobear pictures for a forum xD

[Gollum]

[spoiler]for the lazy people, read the bold part.[/spoiler]

Connecting to server...
You&#39;re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rape girls in the ages of 2-4, that way they can never tell anyone about it.
Stranger: shit is cash
You: IT&#39;S TIME FOR A DUEL
You: I CHOOSE YOU PEDO BEAR
You: AND END MY TURN!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Stranger: I want to choose PedoBear.
You: IT&#39;S YOUR TURN !
Stranger: I choose you! Steven Hawkings!
You: THAT&#39;S IT?
Stranger: Steven! Use your talking device!
Stranger: It&#39;s super effective!
You: I PLAY MY MAGIC CARD "I SWEAR SHE WAS 4" !
You: PEDO BEAR BECOMES INFINITE
You: AND NOW--- GO ON PEDO BEAR
You: PEDO CLAW
Stranger: Hah! You obviously don&#39;t know about Steven Hawking&#39;s Dressing Room.
Stranger: Steven! DRESS YOURSELF TO A 3 YEAR OLD!
You: NOOOOOOO
You: I DIDN&#39;T SEE THIS COMING
Stranger: What are you going to do now?!?!
You: *thinks*
You: HAHA!
You: YOU FORGOT PEDOBEARS EFFECT
Stranger: I did NOT!
You: IT&#39;S IMMUNE TO HUMAN UNDER AGE 4 !
You: YOU LOST!
Stranger: Wrong answer.
Stranger: Steven Hawkings invented a pocket dresser.
Stranger: Steven, become 4 years old!
You: \_/
Stranger: Not above, not beneath
Stranger: You have lost
You: no, i win because i have the pedobear card goddamn
Stranger: Steven Hawking is superios.
Stranger: superior
You: Steven Hawking is retarded.
Stranger: Steven Hawking is superior.
You: but retarded.
You: so? do you give up?
You: or do i have to force you?
Stranger: What do you mean? Steven Hawking already won.
You: *Pedo Bear avoids Steven Hawkings and attacks Stranger directly*
You: *YOU HAVE WON THE DUEL*
Stranger: Wrong answer.
You: It wasn&#39;t an answer, it was FATE.
Stranger: *Steven Hawkings misses the first shot, but secondly, he charges his RETARD LAZO0OR&#39;z!*
Stranger: PedoBear is caught
Stranger: You Win
You: and the retard lazO0ORz explode while charging
Stranger: Stranger Loose.
You: because they are retarded
You: just as his owner steven!
You: Oh man I am so going to post this on ko4life now
You: u just got pwnd! teehee!
Stranger: Wrong
Stranger: As I said before
Stranger: Steven Hawking
Stranger: Is superior
You: and retarded
You: that&#39;s why he cannot win
Stranger: Steven Hawking always win
You: come on! we talk about Pedo Bear here! u gotta admit u lost!
Stranger: Pedobear is infinite
Stranger: Pedobear is obsulete
Stranger: Steven Hawking is superior.
You: so?
You: Steven Hawking is superior. And retarded.
Stranger: Listen, let&#39;s reroll
You: superior + retarded < infinite + obsulete
Stranger: CHOOSE ANOTHER CHARACTER!
You: Okay!
You: I choose you, ....
You: Spiderman !
Stranger: Hmmmm.
Stranger: I choose you, ....
Stranger: Justin Tsimbidis!
You: who the...?
Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/chick3nlittler
Stranger: Justin, use "WEIRD FACE LOOK"!
You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_
……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,
……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’,
……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘
………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; |
……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
…………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;|
..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
…….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-,
……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’
………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘,
……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,
Stranger: Wo0ty&#39;a gonna do in mah hood, spiderman?
Stranger: I&#39;m Justin Tsimbidis, wo0t&#39;ya gonna do?
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: OH MY GOD
You: I THINK I LOST
Stranger: I rule this hood mofocker
Stranger: yo turn yo back on meh and i&#39;ll KILL YOU
Stranger: Im crazy
Stranger: Serriously, tho, I lol&#39;d.
You: :P
You: lol man
You: that justin... is it a fake acc
You: or real?
Stranger: No, it&#39;s not.
Stranger: He&#39;s 100% real.
You: wow...
You: yes i know that he is real
You: but why the fuck would he open an account
Stranger: He have Facebook & shit aswell
Stranger: tho he recently shut his facebook down
You: for reason...
You: RIGHT?
Stranger: Why do you think he shut it down? :
You: lol! it&#39;s obvious!
You: he had no time!
Stranger: He had to cook with his mum.
You: too many chicks on his **** ^^
Stranger: And hang out in his streets, YO!
You: damn
You: he&#39;s so... :S
Stranger: hiphop
You: he is cool, i have to admit
Stranger: Hiphop people is so chicken faced.
You: man
You: i had fun
You: :P
You: from?
Stranger: Norway.
Stranger: You?
You: Germany
You:
Stranger: HEIL HITLAR!
Stranger: GO GERMANY
You: :P
Stranger: Ich spreche sie deutch
You: no you don&#39;t
You: :P
Stranger: Did I say it right?
You: nope
Stranger: well fuck you then
You: Ich spreche Deutsch* :P
You: you too dude <3
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Ich spreche Deutsch
Stranger: Hmm, I was in austria
Stranger: once
Stranger: closest to germany I&#39;ve been
Stranger: But we&#39;re actually going to travel to Germany this summer, I think.
You: xD austria sucks
You: age? :P
Stranger: Austria doesn&#39;t suck.
Stranger: Fritzl is pro
Stranger: I&#39;m 17.
Stranger: How about you?
You: 20
You: oh
You: Fritzl
Stranger: ..
You: i hate such men
You: male or female?
Stranger: WHAT?!
Stranger: Fritzl is a fucking hero, seriously, I lol&#39;d for weeks.
Stranger: male.
You: i can see through your monitor...
You: shemale!
Stranger: wat
Stranger: No, I&#39;m Justin Tsimbidis.
Stranger: There&#39;s no she in me, only me in she.
Stranger: get it?
You: OH YO MAN
You: HOW IS IT GOING DAWG
Stranger: Yo dawg, I herd u liek weird people so I put a weird people inside a boy and we got Justin Tsimbidis
You: I HERD U LIKE BEING RETARDED WHILE BEING RETARDED
You: SO I PUT A RETARD IN YOUR CAR WHILE YOU CAN BE RETARDED
You: damn
You: why do we think the same
You: sfjkasfasjklfajklsasfjkl.
You: this is amazing !
Stranger: This is grass!
You: I don&#39;t do drugs though :,(
You: this is madness
You: (your turn)
You: haha gotcha i guess!
Stranger: brb
Stranger: just a sec, mate.
You: oki
You: me too
Stranger: back
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: add me
You: k sec
You: i wus collecting pedobear pictures for a forum xD[/b]

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[Unihoc]

wrong topic ^_^

[AsSaiLaNT9082]

Well, i know what im gonna be seeing in my sleep tonight, thanks , this deformed elmo.

[Priest_gabber]

omg but dumpert site ftw

[spab]

his body is ageing extremely fast, its an uncureable genetic desease

but its soo funny