Moving In, Moving Out (LOL)

[tHeUnBeAtAbLe]

A young man moved from home after his parents objected to his long showers, sloppy housekeeping and his loud music. He was very proud of his new apartment of his own, and went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a shower robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him
wecloming him to the building. As they talked her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and very forwardly cooed, 'Let's go to my apartment....I hear somebody coming.'

He followed her into her apartment where she closed the door and leaned against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he swallowed hard and squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears?!?!?'' Look at these breasts. They are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered...
'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me.'

[Decerto]

Haha lmfao...good one

[evilstevil]

Ahahahahahahaha