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KO Christmas Crackers

This is a discussion on KO Christmas Crackers within the General Chat forums, part of the Knight Online (ko4life.com) category; Originally posted by C4pt4iN Q: You try to lock ur money in a safe, but the lock wont work A: ...
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    Originally posted by C4pt4iN

    Q: You try to lock ur money in a safe, but the lock wont work
    A: K2: You need gold premium to lock!
    good one.

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    Q: What happens when you get beated up on street?
    A: You'll get SMS on your mobile, which says: "Press OK to respawn!"
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    A: s.a
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    Q. What happened to PADDY Today?

    A. He is so bored =D

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    Q. Why did Falyet_Volcom do so badly after Tempests bought all his Shell?

    A. Because of the chink in his a Armour

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    xD i like the jokes.. cept tempest didnt buy faaliyet's armour :P

    it's a joke... wouldn't have worked with anyone else...

    next you'll be telling me that santa didn't really fall of K2's roof <_<
    im not that much of a fun killer :huh:

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    Q. Why did the Turk get denied a job interview?
    A. Because all he put on the job application was "slm clan+ gyft pls"

    Q. Why do Turks get hit on by gay dudes all the time?
    A. Because they are always talking about the magnitude of their Koc's

    Q. Why is there a huge increase in Turkish gamers getting their asses kicked in school?
    A. Because KOXP doesn't work IRL

    ....more to come....

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    Originally posted by gubernaculum
    Q. Why is there a huge increase in Turkish gamers getting their asses kicked in school?
    A. Because KOXP doesn't work IRL

    ....more to come....
    :mellow:

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    Originally posted by gubernaculum
    Q. Why is there a huge increase in Turkish gamers getting their asses kicked in school?
    A. Because KOXP doesn't work IRL

    ....more to come....
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    One of the best ive heard

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    Q. How do Turks hail a taxi?
    A. They scream "TPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTP"

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    fact, that most turks are running with a cross on a necklace is fun enough.

    Q. How Joshua Hong pick up chicks?
    A. řer varmř ?

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    Q. what does the only priest in a 8-people XP-party do?
    A. Chatting on msn.

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    Originally posted by gubernaculum
    Q. How do Turks hail a taxi?
    A. They scream "TPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTP"
    rofl

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    How stupid people deal with K2: File a CS ticket
    How smart people deal with K2: Uninstall KO

    (it's not really a joke, more like common sense, but still)

    Seriously, you guys, I'm thinking about moving to Turkey and starting an internet cafe...who's with me?

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    Originally posted by gubernaculum
    How stupid people deal with K2: File a CS ticket
    How smart people deal with K2: Uninstall KO

    (it's not really a joke, more like common sense, but still)

    Seriously, you guys, I'm thinking about moving to Turkey and starting an internet cafe...who's with me?
    Dude...I'm game..and then when we get all there money, blow up the cafe. ^_^

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    ^ even better - offer "training sessions" with real weapons, and anyone dumb enough to sign up gets spiked in the face with a machete. where's your minor heal now, koxpsucker?

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    Originally posted by Dragonfire333+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfire333)</div>
    <!--QuoteBegin-gubernaculum
    How stupid people deal with K2: File a CS ticket
    How smart people deal with K2: Uninstall KO

    (it's not really a joke, more like common sense, but still)

    Seriously, you guys, I'm thinking about moving to Turkey and starting an internet cafe...who's with me?
    Dude...I'm game..and then when we get all there money, blow up the cafe. ^_^[/b]
    With 12 year old turks inside pls.

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    LoL Gayhard! JC seriously boro, i think u have an issue with Turks hahaha...

    Anyway good work with this whole topic guys, i just cant resist not to say how much i admire the tension of everybody spamming turkys.

    Wish i could come up with a joke or 2, but my KO experience is mostly about Jeff and Vic making jokes about my pyramide and zombies... So i dont wanna spoil all the potential fun of busting turks. I loved that one with turkys and taxi < hahaha!

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    Originally posted by gubernaculum
    How stupid people deal with K2: File a CS ticket
    How smart people deal with K2: Uninstall KO

    (it's not really a joke, more like common sense, but still)

    Seriously, you guys, I'm thinking about moving to Turkey and starting an internet cafe...who's with me?
    I'm all for it... Make a lot of money and then one day just unplug everything and wait for the complaints to come in and responde with the same old automated responce we get from K2!

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