Anyone know a good quote?

[~killa~]

o.O i cant think of any

[Vertig0]

from a movie
Dogma
Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

In general
"It's not the size that matters, though a tic-tac won't do shit.."
"I am the definition of strength. That includes my nipples."
"So, I molested myself last night. I said 'No,' but I knew I wanted it."
"Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."
"There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you."

[~killa~]

Originally posted by Vertig0
from a movie
Dogma
Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me. *
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. *
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. *
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. *
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

In general
"It's not the size that matters, though a tic-tac won't do shit.."
"I am the definition of strength. That includes my nipples."
"So, I molested myself last night. I said 'No,' but I knew I wanted it."
"Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."
"There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you."

lol i got a good laugh from these tks xD

[ReiRei]

I'm not going to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.

[Phosgene]

"moving on is a simple thing , what it leaves behind is hard"...

[Tanga-Trond]

Guns don't kill people! It just protect you from people with smaller guns.

[Rentzusuken]

Originally posted by Tanga-Trond
Guns don't kill people! It just protect you from people with smaller guns.

Samus has big guns.

[phantomlink]

Dane.... all guys want is sex.....

Listen.... finish blowing me and then we'll talk about it

[Bafert]

wars come and go but my soldiers stay eternal

[Dragonfaire]

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”
“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die”

I think it is safe to say that Hunter S. Thompson had sex on the brain often. :lol: :lol:

[unclebubba76]

its from someones sig but
"sex is like hacking get in get out and hope u dont leave anything tht can be traced to you"

also my sig is funny

[sMooFy]

Originally posted by Vertig0
from a movie
Dogma
Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me. *
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. *
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. *
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. *
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

In general
"It's not the size that matters, though a tic-tac won't do shit.."
"I am the definition of strength. That includes my nipples."
"So, I molested myself last night. I said 'No,' but I knew I wanted it."
"Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."
"There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you."

rofl i was close to fall of my chair :lol:

[Babek]

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Ash(Army of Darkness)

"No time for the old in-out, love" Alex DeLarge(A Clockwork Orange)

[Dragonfaire]

Originally posted by Babek
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Ash(Army of Darkness)

"No time for the old in-out, love" Alex DeLarge(A Clockwork Orange)

"Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"

[~killa~]

Originally posted by unclebubba76
its from someones sig but *
"sex is like hacking get in get out and hope u dont leave anything tht can be traced to you"

also my sig is funny

lol thats my sig xD