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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>
>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
>opposite her was smiling at her.
>She immediately moved to another seat.
>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
>The man seemed more amused.
>
>When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
>the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
>The case came up in court.
>
>The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
>himself.
>The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
this:
>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
>condition.
>She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin'
>and I grinned."
>
>"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
>reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
>
>"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
>Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
>
>"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
>that said,
>
>'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost
>it."
>
>"CASE
DISMISSED!!"
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