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    TOO SOON MAN TOO SOON

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    Where's the mod for this topic warning to ban anyone to speak "wrongly" of billy mays?! Is he not important enough? ):

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    R.I.P

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    Where's the mod for this topic warning to ban anyone to speak "wrongly" of billy mays?! Is he not important enough? ):[/b]
    Nothing bad is being said about him in this topic from what I see, its more like "Billy Mays is so good at what he does, God now has more Oxiclean than he knows what to do with" kind of stuff. h34r:

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    its more like "Billy Mays is so good at what he does, God now has more Oxiclean than he knows what to do with" kind of stuff. h34r:[/b]

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    Hi, Billy Mays Here With Kaboom
    Do You Have Lots Of Dirty Shit In Your House That Needs All Cleaned Up? Then Buy Some Of This Goddamn Kaboom. This Shit Could Clean The Warts Off Your Sister's Vagina. You Can Put Some Kaboom On Your Dick, And It'll Grow Three Inches. Fuck.

    In A Few Minutes, There Will Be A Goddamn Number On Your Screen. Call That Shit And Buy Six Jugs Of This Fucking Kaboom And We'll Throw In A Samurai Shark And Some Goddamn Zorbeez. What Are Zorbeez? You Best Be Joking, Dipshit. Those Fucking Towels Can Soak Up Like A Gallon Apiece. You'll Probably Need Them After You Sharpen Your Fucking Scissors With The Samurai Shark. Because You'll Simultaneously Shit, Piss, And Ejaculate In Your Pants. How Do You Piss And Ejaculate At The Same Time? Fuck You, That's How. Call Me Now And I'll Stop Yelling. Nevermind, I Can't Stop So Fuck You. I'm Gonna Go Jack Off With Some Orange-glo So Peace Out Fuckers.

    So Call 1-800-781-7529 Now And Tell Them Billy Mays Sent You

    That Number Again Is 1-800-781-7529
    Thats One Eight Zero Zero Seven Eight One Seven Five Two Nine

    Call Now.

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    Hi, Billy Mays Here With Kaboom
    Do You Have Lots Of Dirty Shit In Your House That Needs All Cleaned Up? Then Buy Some Of This Goddamn Kaboom. This Shit Could Clean The Warts Off Your Sister's Vagina. You Can Put Some Kaboom On Your Dick, And It'll Grow Three Inches. Fuck.

    In A Few Minutes, There Will Be A Goddamn Number On Your Screen. Call That Shit And Buy Six Jugs Of This Fucking Kaboom And We'll Throw In A Samurai Shark And Some Goddamn Zorbeez. What Are Zorbeez? You Best Be Joking, Dipshit. Those Fucking Towels Can Soak Up Like A Gallon Apiece. You'll Probably Need Them After You Sharpen Your Fucking Scissors With The Samurai Shark. Because You'll Simultaneously Shit, Piss, And Ejaculate In Your Pants. How Do You Piss And Ejaculate At The Same Time? Fuck You, That's How. Call Me Now And I'll Stop Yelling. Nevermind, I Can't Stop So Fuck You. I'm Gonna Go Jack Off With Some Orange-glo So Peace Out Fuckers.

    So Call 1-800-781-7529 Now And Tell Them Billy Mays Sent You

    That Number Again Is 1-800-781-7529
    Thats One Eight Zero Zero Seven Eight One Seven Five Two Nine

    Call Now.[/b]
    wasnt funny, wasnt like billy mays at all, too much effort put into it for it to not be funny..............all around u failed tempest

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    wasnt funny, wasnt like billy mays at all, too much effort put into it for it to not be funny..............all around u failed tempest[/b]
    Could it be that you've trolled forums so much you've lost your sense of humor? and/or you're a semen loving faggot. faggot.

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    Could it be that you've trolled forums so much you've lost your sense of humor? and/or you're a semen loving faggot. faggot.[/b]
    no and no, could it be ur just not funny? yes.

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    no and no, could it be ur just not funny? yes.[/b]
    Pretty sure you're a huge ######nerd.

    edit: can't type n1gger?

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    Pretty sure you're a huge ######nerd.

    edit: can't type n1gger?[/b]
    ******, guess not.



    naw, i just dont go for cheap "HEHEHE HE USED A SWEAR WORD" humor.

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    You are both right. Tempests fails at humor and Camaz0tz loves semen.

    Nˇggers. You got served

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    Hi, Billy Mays Here With Kaboom
    Do You Have Lots Of Dirty Shit In Your House That Needs All Cleaned Up? Then Buy Some Of This Goddamn Kaboom. This Shit Could Clean The Warts Off Your Sister's Vagina. You Can Put Some Kaboom On Your Dick, And It'll Grow Three Inches. Fuck.

    In A Few Minutes, There Will Be A Goddamn Number On Your Screen. Call That Shit And Buy Six Jugs Of This Fucking Kaboom And We'll Throw In A Samurai Shark And Some Goddamn Zorbeez. What Are Zorbeez? You Best Be Joking, Dipshit. Those Fucking Towels Can Soak Up Like A Gallon Apiece. You'll Probably Need Them After You Sharpen Your Fucking Scissors With The Samurai Shark. Because You'll Simultaneously Shit, Piss, And Ejaculate In Your Pants. How Do You Piss And Ejaculate At The Same Time? Fuck You, That's How. Call Me Now And I'll Stop Yelling. Nevermind, I Can't Stop So Fuck You. I'm Gonna Go Jack Off With Some Orange-glo So Peace Out Fuckers.

    So Call 1-800-781-7529 Now And Tell Them Billy Mays Sent You

    That Number Again Is 1-800-781-7529
    Thats One Eight Zero Zero Seven Eight One Seven Five Two Nine

    Call Now.[/b]
    lol :lol:
    theres a bunch of these, youtube jabooodiedubs

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    Shamwow guy did not have any formal charges filed against him yet.

    Billy Mays died of heart troubles, not a knock to the head.

    And TempesT is not funny.

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