'ed' has joined the chat.
'PriVaTe' has joined the chat.
'Priest' has joined the chat.
'Sun' has joined the chat.
'Sun' has left the chat.
'Sun' has joined the chat.
Priest: i wipe off your face
ed: I touch you innapriopriately with my chair
PriVaTe: umm
PriVaTe: LOL
Sun: LAWL
ed: I wipe the bubbly cum off your face
PriVaTe: umm
PriVaTe: all clean and shit now
ed: I snowball Sun's jizz into Priest's mouth
ed: We spit on the floor
ed: MURDER CASE
ed: I fucking kill Priest
ed: The end
Priest: snuff :[
PriVaTe: u into snuff porn ?
Priest: no
ed: Kk I'll start the new cyber
Priest: i saw one
PriVaTe: START
ed: I hide a pillow over my erect penis
'Andy' has joined the chat.
ed: Which was flaccid only 2 minutes ago
PriVaTe: i sit on the pillow
Sun: just sits on the chair that ed was inapporpiratly touching me with
PriVaTe: is the chair nice ?
Priest: i bring my dog into the room.
PriVaTe: wat kinda dog ?
ed: *Moans in pleasure*
ed: *Puts peanut butter on my cock*
Priest: golden retriever
PriVaTe: ASTERISK
Sun: chair isssssssssss niceeee man
ed: *Confront's Priest's dog*
Andy: I sit you onto your Lay Z Boy, as I slowly unbutton your Levi Struass boot-legged jean shorts
Priest: I start slapping your forehead with a jelly dildo.
Priest: I insert it into your ear.
ed: I bring out my staff of wizardry +3
Andy: OO big boy
Sun: ooh
Sun: i upgrade it to +4
Priest: You moan in pleasure, and very loudly because you can't hear.
Sun: with elemental
Andy: Earal sex is my favorite
ed: I FUCK YOU ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY
Priest: HOLY SHIT TENTACLES
Sun: meows
ed: I grab Sun by his trembling hips
ed: And smile and whisper into his hear
ed: ear*
ed: "This means I love you"
Andy: I take out one of my lamb skinned condoms and place one onto the tip of my red bulging mushroom.
Sun: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
'Sun' has left the chat.
ed: I proceed to ejaculate onto a jeweled CD case
PriVaTe: ooh
ed: *Hands it to Andy*
PriVaTe: my britney spears cd is in there
Andy: Britney Spears is white trash.
Priest: i pull out an apple pie and put my special cream on top.
PriVaTe: and ima garbage picker
Priest: i hand it to private.
PriVaTe: and i shove it in andys face
Andy: I oblige
Priest: OMG WTF LOL PWNED
ed: I roast my marshmallows near a large swamp
PriVaTe: LOL
PriVaTe: wdf
ed: And proceed to put on my wizardry accessories
Priest: i get on my bike
Priest: NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!!!!!
PriVaTe: LOL
Priest: i hop out the window after him.
Andy: Private says, I get on my bike
Andy: NOT MY EXCERSISE BIKE!
ed: I summon the level four guardian, Sangoflange
PriVaTe: umm
Andy: EXERCISE
Priest: i cast level 3 eroticism on ed
Priest: i put on my robe and wizard hat
'Sun' has joined the chat.
Priest: i touch andy with my big wooden staff
Sun: when is new server startin?
ed: I put my sange in Rampage's item stash
PriVaTe: startin when u want it to start baby
ed: Ooooh yeah
Sun: ooh
PriVaTe: its getting put up right now
PriVaTe: jus thinking bout u
Sun: ok
Sun: kk
Sun: KKK
PriVaTe: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
Sun: Human right?
Priest: I take off sun's white hood
Andy: I place a straw into my urethra and place the business end of the straw into private's mouth
PriVaTe: OOOO KKK
Andy: private devours it, as usual
PriVaTe: LOL
Priest: :{
Sun: LOL
PriVaTe: human
PriVaTe: yes
ed: I stand, jealous
Priest: i challenge andy to a pork sword fight.
Andy: I'd win
Andy: I'm 6'5
PriVaTe: i will JUDGE
PriVaTe: JOUST!!!
Priest: too gay for me now
'Priest' has left the chat.
Andy: I hang out of the bottom of my boxers
PriVaTe: lolololol
ed: :<
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