k i got one
One day a bus full of people that were butt ugly was traveling down the interstate when all of a sudden a semi smashes into them,killing them all. Since they were all ugly, noone really cared they were dead. As the ugly people went to heaven (about 20), god made up his mind that he would give each one of them a wish, since noone really cared about them when they were alive. As the first women steps up God announces "I will grant each of u one wish." The women, overly happy, thinks about it for a minute then says, I would like to be beautiful, so everyone in Heaven would look at me. God grants her the wish, and off through the gate she goes. The next man in line hears what she says, and wishes the same thing. Now, as the line goes on everyone wishes they were beautiful, UNTIL god gets to the last person. When god gets to the last person , the ugly man is laughing so hard. God says "What is so funny?" The butt ugly man says "As my wish... make them all ugly again!"
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