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    Was at least like 2/3 of a 4L Jug last year. h34r:

    Had 2L in slightly over an hour two days ago but I didn't know of any milk challenges untill just now.[/b]
    I think when Metalkon finally gets a gf, hes gonna scare her away by asking her if he can eat bacon off her body.

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    How'd you think I scared away the last one? h34r:

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    How'd you think I scared away the last one? h34r:[/b]

    You told me she said your Johnson was to small? :blink:

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    owned xD

    metalkon i love you avatar, its sooooo cute!

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    2 litres is impossible in 1 hour i think (without throwing up)


    once i choked 2 litres of water.. took me 30 minuts then it got out again

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    I did close to two litres of water in 10-15min about 11 hours ago with a straw.

    I woke up three times to take a piss.

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    I think when Metalkon finally gets a gf, hes gonna scare her away by asking her if he can eat bacon off her body.[/b]
    When they kiss her cholestorol and triglycerides will probably jump.

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    I think when Metalkon finally gets a gf, hes gonna scare her away by asking her if he can eat bacon off her body.[/b]

    Yes but she wont care because it's not the size of his penis that matters it's that he has bacon.

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    Or you could tie a piece of bacon to ur penis?

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    Or you could tie a piece of bacon to ur penis?[/b]
    I nearly lost it to a stray dog the last time that I tried that stunt. h34r:

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    THE BACON CASTLE



    Ingrediants:
    x4 Bacon Weave (or just have thick layers of Bacon)
    x2 Tortilla (Help hold it together with the Weaves)
    Ground Beef (Mexican Spices, up to the Cook on what kind)
    Chopped BBQ Steak (Marinated For Best Results)
    Shredded Cheese

    How to Prepare:
    - Get your Square Lasgna Pan Thing For The Oven http://www.nantucketgourmet.com/catalog/im...lasagna_pan.jpg *for later*
    - Bake 4 Bacon Weaves (or just a lot of Bacon)
    - BBQ a large marinated Steak, Medium Rare and cut it up into small chunks
    - Cook some Ground Beef in a frying Pan and mix it with Mexican Spices (old el paso taco/fajita mix or whatever you wan't)
    - Layer your already cooked meats into the metal/glass pan
    - Add a little bit of cheese between each layer of meat (nothing between the Tortillas/Weaves)
    - Bake for about 10 minutes at 250F
    - Cut the Castle into slices and serve your family and friends[/b]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukhc2FQi48Q

    1 of thos guys is you i swear

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    I nearly lost it to a stray dog the last time that I tried that stunt. h34r:[/b]

    Here she is, your future gf.

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    Here she is, your future gf.
    [/b]
    Oh god h34r:

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    Thats the 6 months after picture. h34r:

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    Thats the 6 months after picture. h34r:[/b]
    imo there's nothing wrong about being able to cook. The kids nowadays can't do anything themselves :P

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