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LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:My girlfriend has two problems. First is the fact that every time she gets drunk, she gets real mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like crap. Secondly, every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery dump. One night, she pushed me too far. She was drunk of course and feeling a little frisky, so we were messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, but instead she got angry and started talking crap, about how I'm no good and my wang is too small, and that she probably wouldn't even feel it. So we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep, I couldn't get the pain of her saying my wang was too small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got an idea. I went to my brother's room and got his bag of marbles. I then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just imagine her reactions when she shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundred in all. I got so excited I wacked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning, I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made a lot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not three minutes later said, "Oh my stomach! Not again!" and ran to the bathroom. I was in there brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was too intense. She sat down and let it rip. She damn near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelain sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroom. She turned white as a sheet and stood up, still shitting all over the floor. The marbles were rolling all over the place as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said, "What the fuck?!" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her stuff and left. I really do kind of miss her though, and my brother keeps asking me where his bag of marbles went.[/b]h34r:
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