joke time

[Xmaster]

A man goes to the gun shop and asks for a .44 Magnum.

"Wow, do you actually need such a big gun?", the shopkeeper asks. "What for?" "To shoot at cans" the man replies.
"Cans? That'd be quite expensive for that. Here's this 9 mm pistol, that's much cheaper..."
"No, I need the .44 Magnum."
"To shoot at cans?"
"Yes, to shoot at cans."
"But what kind of cans?"
"Well... Jamaicans, Mexicans, Africans..."

[josri]

Cans are the tin thingys?
I don't get it.

[SexE]

Yeah, the shopkeeper was reffering to the tin cans. but the buyer was reffering to the mexiCANS, jamaiCANS, etc..

[Frukwan]

if you wanna go that racistic there's one:

three billionaires meet at the golf club and starts speaking about their leisure, one goes like: i have my own lake with all the fishes that are going to extinct and i'm fishing em every weekend, second was like: i have my own park, where i have a pack of lions, some buffalos and other animals that are rare and i'm going there hunting every weekend. third billionaire steps up and says: i have got my own park too, i'm hunting nosirs there. those two were like what the hell is a "nosir". the guy say: i can take you both for a weekend, u'll see. so they go to third billionaires residence, they drive to a park with huge gate, all of them loads their weapons, the gate opens up and theres a bunch of negros running around yelling "No Sir! no Sir!"


no offence its just a joke

[bomb5hell]

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