Lord Of The Dildo

[Xmaster]

Back in the past, when no one knew anything about masturbating, a brave man, PinkLord, who had owned severval gay bars, made a dildo, it was huge, pink and cursed. The owner of the dildo is always hungry for some hawt sex and all that, and it doesnt matter who's the partner. There were fights for gaybars, and in a battle, PinkLord fell, and The One Dildo with him too. No one knew anything about its whereabouts, until one day, when accidently someone found it. And that was Delusive. Altough he wasn't strong enough to control the Dildo, he asked for help, to bring the Dildo back to Porndor, where it was made, and destroy it once and for all.


### LORD OF THE DILDO - The Fellowship Of The Dildo ###

Currently recruiting brave warriors to get the Dildo back where it supposed to be
Feel free to apply to the team :P

[KrepiN]

DILDOOOOOO

[schrotti]

can i be the one that steals and abuses the dildos powers?

[KaZaM]

Dildogorn

[Xmaster]

be the one you would like to be, so the Dildo can reach Porndor's gaybars

[aligator]

lol.. im the evil hetero then.. h34r:

[camaz0tz]

full name:

Lord Of The Dildo: A Schrotti Story

[TheHunted]

Schrotti can be golemn and hide with the dildo in his cave, as it brings him unnatural long life