Lvl 65 rap...forgot to write it

[wagyar]

:lol: Rent

Well now we heard some Rent's style
hell let's make a movie and name it 9th mile.
Some educated white kid trying to give us a shock
does this ring a bell? Omg it's New Kids on a Block.

Same shit coming from the wrong end,
while he opens mouth and beg us to bend.
Yep begging is only thing u can do Rent,
you are not worth of 50 nps, not a 1 cent.

When u die cz, you complane a page,
not even realizing u were only tp mage.
Now what they call mage who cannot summon?
I dunno really know but go play backgammon.

Cz is not for kids and there u loose,
ending whining like Greygoose.
Stop fantacicing me, Rent u little fag,
when I see u at cz, u will end up bodybag

Then u know what means sniffing the grass
when u have 5 arrows sticking in your ass.
After these rhymes u should be in bed,
dreaming about morax, who said u give a good head.

:wub:

Let's rap on vompats

[::HiGhTiMeZ::]

Originally posted by Rentzusuken
Rent is back to get this party started
I'm the one for whom the red sea was parted
Don't call me Moses or Pharaoh, I go by god
But since we're passing out names you can be "Wee Todd"

Yeah, that's right, I'll take it to that level
It's possible you could, if you weren't shaped like a bevel
Everyone knows how much you love to get bent,
to get pwnd, defeated, and dominated by Rent

Waggy says all eyes on him like he's Tupac
the only thing black about him is his love for cock
He loves his PK sessions long, hard, and strong
Too bad Penis Kissing is just so wrong

Someone give this man a macro, he needs a kill
No lightfeet to help him run the pace uphill
I thought this was a battle, but Boo said it was a Dance
I think he is just used to watching Wagyar prance

Now it's time to get to the truth of the matter
Give Waggy a pack of M&M's and he may have a wrapper
That's the closest he could ever get to my linquistic perfection
An easier task would be eating viagra for an erection

It's a shame to put a man away so young
At least he didn't try to front with "FFS ARE U DUMD"
I thought a cop was a man of action
Waggy's riding on slicks and has no traction

Someone please hand me a quarter or a nickel or a dime
I think it's only fair to compensate him for his rhyme

=-=

I see Cake&Cookies trying to make a comeback
Could there be a new pastry on the rack?
Don't kid yourself kids, check the package, it's burned
How many times do you need a lecture before it's learned?

Your lyrics are inspired by toy trucks and Hot Wheels
Whoring out your body is the only way to afford meals
Check in your state, prostitution may be illegal
Perhaps you can make money helping PriestDro catch his beagle

That's one dog that just won't stop runnin'
Which is how it is when I come gunnin'
I come on the scene bringing the ruckus and the hype
Shitting your pants is natural, here's a babywipe

The choice is simple: *clean up your act and walk the straight road
Or continue being my bitch and smiling for my next load
Who would have thought the Gingerbread man would want to rumble
It doesn't take much to make this Cookie crumble

I added water to help thin out this mix
Now back on the street C&C, time to turn some tricks

h43r:

hahaha pwned

[::HiGhTiMeZ::]

Originally posted by Rentzusuken
Rent is back to get this party started
I'm the one for whom the red sea was parted
Don't call me Moses or Pharaoh, I go by god
But since we're passing out names you can be "Wee Todd"

Yeah, that's right, I'll take it to that level
It's possible you could, if you weren't shaped like a bevel
Everyone knows how much you love to get bent,
to get pwnd, defeated, and dominated by Rent

Waggy says all eyes on him like he's Tupac
the only thing black about him is his love for cock
He loves his PK sessions long, hard, and strong
Too bad Penis Kissing is just so wrong

Someone give this man a macro, he needs a kill
No lightfeet to help him run the pace uphill
I thought this was a battle, but Boo said it was a Dance
I think he is just used to watching Wagyar prance

Now it's time to get to the truth of the matter
Give Waggy a pack of M&M's and he may have a wrapper
That's the closest he could ever get to my linquistic perfection
An easier task would be eating viagra for an erection

It's a shame to put a man away so young
At least he didn't try to front with "FFS ARE U DUMD"
I thought a cop was a man of action
Waggy's riding on slicks and has no traction

Someone please hand me a quarter or a nickel or a dime
I think it's only fair to compensate him for his rhyme

=-=

I see Cake&Cookies trying to make a comeback
Could there be a new pastry on the rack?
Don't kid yourself kids, check the package, it's burned
How many times do you need a lecture before it's learned?

Your lyrics are inspired by toy trucks and Hot Wheels
Whoring out your body is the only way to afford meals
Check in your state, prostitution may be illegal
Perhaps you can make money helping PriestDro catch his beagle

That's one dog that just won't stop runnin'
Which is how it is when I come gunnin'
I come on the scene bringing the ruckus and the hype
Shitting your pants is natural, here's a babywipe

The choice is simple: *clean up your act and walk the straight road
Or continue being my bitch and smiling for my next load
Who would have thought the Gingerbread man would want to rumble
It doesn't take much to make this Cookie crumble

I added water to help thin out this mix
Now back on the street C&C, time to turn some tricks

h43r:

hahaha pwned

[CakeAndCookies]

For Rent :wub:

Ain’t no come back to be made
I was here since the first day
What u say rent ur so gay
Not just happy but that’s ok

Look at waggy he doesn’t seem to rain on my parade
So why does rent seem to be so baked
Maybe he just rather lick my crumbs
Than find out what side of the street his moms on

Yea I play with cars and trucks
But at least I don’t play hide the duck!!!11!!!
Putting ducks upside ur bum
That’s just sick kid but have ur fun

Helping PriestDro catch his beagle?
What’s this line it seems so feeble
Oo well kid go play with smeagle

Since ur into fairy tales and such
U can find his ring it’s tucked
In a dark area with hairs untouched
He said pet his weagle, smeagle likes
And u don’t seem to be in dislike

Rent ur cool to me it may be true
But at last I hate to make u blue
Am not gay so let me through
u can go home and beat ur stew



tried to make it doctor suesy
:P

[CakeAndCookies]

For Rent :wub:

Ain’t no come back to be made
I was here since the first day
What u say rent ur so gay
Not just happy but that’s ok

Look at waggy he doesn’t seem to rain on my parade
So why does rent seem to be so baked
Maybe he just rather lick my crumbs
Than find out what side of the street his moms on

Yea I play with cars and trucks
But at least I don’t play hide the duck!!!11!!!
Putting ducks upside ur bum
That’s just sick kid but have ur fun

Helping PriestDro catch his beagle?
What’s this line it seems so feeble
Oo well kid go play with smeagle

Since ur into fairy tales and such
U can find his ring it’s tucked
In a dark area with hairs untouched
He said pet his weagle, smeagle likes
And u don’t seem to be in dislike

Rent ur cool to me it may be true
But at last I hate to make u blue
Am not gay so let me through
u can go home and beat ur stew



tried to make it doctor suesy
:P

[Rentzusuken]

LOL, I love it. I will post another one after I watch a movie.

P.S. The PriestDro comment was in case he saw this thread. I've been XPing with him for the past week or so and he often has to go AFK to run after his dog who keeps escaping the house. He highly recommends not getting a beagle. :lol:

[Rentzusuken]

LOL, I love it. I will post another one after I watch a movie.

P.S. The PriestDro comment was in case he saw this thread. I've been XPing with him for the past week or so and he often has to go AFK to run after his dog who keeps escaping the house. He highly recommends not getting a beagle. :lol:

[TunaFishyMe]

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[TunaFishyMe]

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[CakeAndCookies]

Originally posted by Rentzusuken
LOL, I love it. *I will post another one after I watch a movie. *

P.S. *The PriestDro comment was in case he saw this thread. *I've been XPing with him for the past week or so and he often has to go AFK to run after his dog who keeps escaping the house. *He highly recommends not getting a beagle. :lol:

but i like small dogs and i like chasing stuff too me ys want beagle now :P priest dro gyft beagle +0 okey?

I knew u would like it u have a weird sense of humor and from the whole fixation on willy wanka I was sure u would also love doctor sues style rhyme :P

[CakeAndCookies]

Originally posted by Rentzusuken
LOL, I love it. *I will post another one after I watch a movie. *

P.S. *The PriestDro comment was in case he saw this thread. *I've been XPing with him for the past week or so and he often has to go AFK to run after his dog who keeps escaping the house. *He highly recommends not getting a beagle. :lol:

but i like small dogs and i like chasing stuff too me ys want beagle now :P priest dro gyft beagle +0 okey?

I knew u would like it u have a weird sense of humor and from the whole fixation on willy wanka I was sure u would also love doctor sues style rhyme :P

[Rentzusuken]

TUNA LET'S MAKE MER-BABIES!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Thanks for the inspiration C&C, hope ya like it :

Onto the scene
grimacing and mean
there appeared an archýon of stealth
If cheap shots were a prize
to match the fire in his eyes
he would be known for his wealth

But! Out of the clear
there arose his fear
no match for this warrýon was he
For hence came Rent
to make him get bent
and bid him to take a knee

The only showers Waggy will see
come in arrows more than three
but leave him a filthy sod
He came home from fishing
and left his girlfriend wishing
he didn't smell worse than the cod

Too much liquor and wine
and not enough fighting crime
has left robocop singing in the gutter
After a lyrical beating
and no sense for retreating
he'll soon only be able to stutter

Cookie saw fit
to change the pace a bit
and thus ushered in this limerick
A flash of new style
to keep this thread worthwhile
and entertaining while he sucks my dick

With a stick up his ass
he once thought he could pass
for a jolly little puppet
However fast on the horizon
clearer than a call through Verizon
reality settled on the dejected muppet

So sad and true
this Little Boy Blue
Who likes to run around in a pink bonnet
His next end will come
and destroy his little bum
in the form of a flowery sonnet

[Rentzusuken]

TUNA LET'S MAKE MER-BABIES!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Thanks for the inspiration C&C, hope ya like it :

Onto the scene
grimacing and mean
there appeared an archýon of stealth
If cheap shots were a prize
to match the fire in his eyes
he would be known for his wealth

But! Out of the clear
there arose his fear
no match for this warrýon was he
For hence came Rent
to make him get bent
and bid him to take a knee

The only showers Waggy will see
come in arrows more than three
but leave him a filthy sod
He came home from fishing
and left his girlfriend wishing
he didn't smell worse than the cod

Too much liquor and wine
and not enough fighting crime
has left robocop singing in the gutter
After a lyrical beating
and no sense for retreating
he'll soon only be able to stutter

Cookie saw fit
to change the pace a bit
and thus ushered in this limerick
A flash of new style
to keep this thread worthwhile
and entertaining while he sucks my dick

With a stick up his ass
he once thought he could pass
for a jolly little puppet
However fast on the horizon
clearer than a call through Verizon
reality settled on the dejected muppet

So sad and true
this Little Boy Blue
Who likes to run around in a pink bonnet
His next end will come
and destroy his little bum
in the form of a flowery sonnet

[CakeAndCookies]

Originally posted by Rentzusuken+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rentzusuken)</div>

and entertaining while he sucks my dick
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That doesn't rhyme u gay :angry:


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Who likes to run around in a pink bonnet

That was a gyft and i think it looks good on me

[CakeAndCookies]

Originally posted by Rentzusuken+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rentzusuken)</div>

and entertaining while he sucks my dick
[/b]

That doesn't rhyme u gay :angry:


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Who likes to run around in a pink bonnet

That was a gyft and i think it looks good on me