lol prolly best 2seconds of his life
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lol prolly best 2seconds of his life
musta been fun copying a family guy joke for u h43r:Originally posted by TheKingOfTheSwing
well i bet it was a fun 12seconds for the girl to and the 40minutes of crying that followed i bet ruled
hmmmmmmm its clear u guy are haters, and actually it lasted more than 30min,but afterwards i fucked her and she left home on the city bus,oh yea for rayne i didnt kno u was a mother that changes everything,sry for being rude to ya, but still u should be happy for me,oh btw that guy that said my penis small,i would never get it sucked if its small
You want someone to be happy for you? Go tell your parents or better yet her parents.
small penis!!!!Originally posted by Dontaskmeagain
hmmmmmmm its clear u guy are haters, and actually it lasted more than 30min,but afterwards i fucked her and she left home on the city bus,oh yea for rayne i didnt kno u was a mother that changes everything,sry for being rude to ya, but still u should be happy for me,oh btw that guy that said my penis small,i would never get it sucked if its small
if all of us shows off our sex lives like you dro would've done a few goddamn pages <_<
LMAO im not trying to show off u dumass,oh btw i told her parents and mine that she sucked it :rollseyes: thats already been takin care of,and t Tmac i wouldnt even get my dick sucked if i was small that will b the mot embrassing thing in the world(why r u worried about my penis) :unsure:
Originally posted by Dontaskmeagain
finally, after 1year of goiing with my girl she finally suck my dick :P,oh btw im only 15, im so dam lucky
I got a blowjob from some bitch on a church trip after knowing her for like 3 days. Its not a big deal.
Edit: You told her parents and your parents? What a fool.
Originally posted by Dontaskmeagain
oh btw i told her parents and mine that she sucked it :rollseyes: thats already been takin care of
And my name is obi wan kenobi ^^
TBH I'm having trouble believing this story at all lol. Fucking after 1 week, but didnt get a blow job for a year? Bullshit IMO.
maybe his girlfriend has dentures??? h43r:Originally posted by Cocaine
TBH I'm having trouble believing this story at all lol. Fucking after 1 week, but didnt get a blow job for a year? Bullshit IMO.
cocain....ON A CHURCH TRIP?????????????
thats not nice!
wtf.... church bus(im guessing)?? back row?? or were u driving?? lolOriginally posted by Cocaine
ON A CHURCH TRIP
Ehhh, I got a blowjob in my room and I fingered the chick in the back of a van.
Those Catholic girls arent as innocent as they seem eh.
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