Buttrape

[schrotti]

Epic topic is EPIC.

Needed a repost, vandy went nazi on me the last time and deleted it :<


00:07.16 .•• Cocaine` ( [email protected] ) joined #kodiez
00:07.16 .•• Q sets #kodiez mode +v Cocaine`
00:07.24 ( Psychotic ) right cocaine
00:07.34 ( Psychotic ) ?
00:07.43 ( +Cocaine` ) i&#39;m not a fucking tool
00:07.53 ( Psychotic ) oh, so you don&#39;t think "America Will Be A Socialst Police State by 2020"
00:07.54 ( +KrepiN ) ofc u are
00:08.09 ( +Cocaine` ) i wouldnt doubt it
00:08.11 ( +Cocaine` ) but
00:08.15 ( +Cocaine` ) i just got back from the beach
00:08.23 ( +Cocaine` ) and it was fucking rediculous
00:08.25 ( Psychotic ) gay nudist beach?
00:08.28 ( +Cocaine` ) nah
00:08.32 ( +Cocaine` ) lots of bitches
00:08.43 ( Psychotic ) damn, i hope they weren&#39;t licking your balls
00:08.49 ( Psychotic ) those sea dogs can be nasty
00:08.54 ( +Cocaine` ) we go to the beach and when we get there we set up our tents, nah thats your job
00:09.06 ( +Cocaine` ) and then it fucking starts raingin while were out in town getting beer
00:09.31 ( +camaz0tz ) so...u were stupid enough not to check the weather for the day before u went to the beach?
00:09.33 ( +Cocaine` ) so we get back, and we find all of our tents fallen down, and we find this box that we had a qtr oz in out in the open
00:09.36 ( +Cocaine` ) camaz0tz
00:09.42 ( Psychotic ) cama has a point
00:09.42 ( +Cocaine` ) it always is raining in the summer here
00:09.47 ( +Cocaine` ) it rained for like 20 mins
00:09.49 ( +Cocaine` ) the whole time
00:09.50 ( +Cocaine` ) so
00:09.51 ( +camaz0tz ) then why would u go to the beach? -_-
00:09.52 ( +Cocaine` ) _|_
00:09.59 ( Psychotic ) he has another point
00:10.00 ( +Cocaine` ) anyways
00:10.17 ( Psychotic ) those southern states always have some sort of precipitation
00:10.18 ( +Cocaine` ) so we get back and our shit is everywhere
00:10.30 ( +camaz0tz ) cuz u didnt properly secure it to the ground liek ru supposed to?
00:10.31 ( +Cocaine` ) and our qtr is gone
00:10.41 ( +Cocaine` ) yes camaz0tz
00:10.47 ( +Cocaine` ) because we didnt properly secure it
00:10.48 ( +Cocaine` ) but
00:10.49 ( +Cocaine` ) anyways
00:10.51 ( +camaz0tz ) 3 strikes...ur out Cocaine`
00:10.52 ( +Cocaine` ) our weed was gone
00:10.59 ( +camaz0tz ) 4 strikes...quit life
00:11.02 ( +Cocaine` ) and we only had like 3x beers
00:11.09 ( +camaz0tz ) 5 strikes...emo time
00:11.14 ( +Cocaine` ) so i smoke the last gram i have and we start drinking
00:11.37 ( +Cocaine` ) like 2 hrs later, some random dude from the military is walking down the beach and invites us to drink off his keg
00:11.38 ( +Cocaine` ) so
00:11.47 ( Psychotic ) cocaine your story sounds like one of my sister&#39;s Mall stories
00:11.52 ( +Cocaine` ) we get uber fucked up with some fags from the military
00:12.09 ( +camaz0tz ) wow
00:12.14 ( +camaz0tz ) u got compared to a girls story
00:12.17 ( +Cocaine` ) and i wake up on the beach with my pants down to my knees
00:12.23 ( +schrotti ) ROFL
00:12.25 ( +Cocaine` ) * /care
00:12.26 ( +camaz0tz ) girls stories are always long winded and stupid -_-
00:12.34 ( +schrotti ) 00:12.17 ( +Cocaine` ) and i wake up on the beach with my pants down to my knees
00:12.37 ( +schrotti ) that one made my day.
00:12.43 ( +Cocaine` ) haha
00:12.46 ( +camaz0tz ) Cocaine` got raped by a sand grap
00:12.46 ( +Cocaine` ) yeah well w/e
00:12.48 ( +camaz0tz ) crab*
00:12.50 ( +Cocaine` ) >.<
00:12.54 ( Psychotic ) lol
00:12.54 ( +Cocaine` ) it was crazy
00:13.00 ( +camaz0tz ) hmm
00:13.01 ( +Cocaine` ) graduation = fun
00:13.03 ( Psychotic ) so how does your ass feel?
00:13.06 ( +schrotti ) finally lost his virginity ?
00:13.13 ( +Cocaine` ) no
00:13.16 ( +Cocaine` ) you took it long ago
00:13.23 ( +camaz0tz ) hope u didnt get sand crabs...hahahahaha that was a pun? i think thats a pun...if not its something else
00:14.14 ( +Cocaine` ) meh
00:14.18 ( +Cocaine` ) my feet are sunburned
00:14.20 ( +Cocaine` ) and it sucks
00:14.27 ( +schrotti ) if i was you
00:14.34 ( +schrotti ) i would be more worried why my pants where down
00:14.36 ( +schrotti ) when you woke up
00:14.38 ( +schrotti ) but whatever
00:14.38 ( +Cocaine` ) hahahaa
00:14.40 ( Psychotic ) so are you going to tell your parents that you might have AIDS or Chlamydia?
00:14.47 ( +camaz0tz ) or crabs
00:14.55 ( Psychotic ) or sand crabs
00:14.57 ( +schrotti ) not the crabs
00:14.59 ( +Cocaine` ) -.-
00:15.11 ( +Cocaine` ) fuck you guys
00:15.13 ( +Cocaine` ) i had fun
00:15.18 ( Psychotic ) they pop up when you least expect
00:15.26 ( +camaz0tz ) i bet u did with ur pants down
00:15.34 ( Psychotic ) redneck homo... better not let any of your neighbors know
00:15.37 ( +Cocaine` ) fuck you guys
00:15.38 ( +schrotti ) cocaine... im pretty sure the military guys had fun after reading that "story"
00:15.39 ( +schrotti )
00:15.40 ( +Cocaine` ) lol
00:15.49 ( +Cocaine` ) i woke up back at our camp sitwe
00:15.59 ( +camaz0tz ) what camp site?
00:16.00 ( +Cocaine` ) idk what time i got there or how
00:16.04 ( +Cocaine` ) the camp site on the beach?
00:16.05 ( +camaz0tz ) ur camp site was wtfpwnt by the wind
00:16.05 ( Psychotic ) they&#39;ll enter your room at night and beat you with soap covered in towels
00:16.10 ( +Cocaine` ) we set it back up
00:16.13 ( +Cocaine` ) lol
00:16.20 ( +schrotti ) lol
00:16.25 ( +Cocaine` ) tieing the tents to the cars > the wind
00:16.56 ( +schrotti ) im amazed how calm he actually is
00:17.00 ( +schrotti ) after waking up on the beach
00:17.05 ( +schrotti ) with the pants down to his knees
00:17.09 ( +Cocaine` ) lol
00:17.10 ( Psychotic ) sleeping in cars > macrome&#39; tent
00:17.23 ( +camaz0tz ) most people would be freaked out just by their zipper being down
00:17.26 ( +Cocaine` ) schrotti, i already had the part when i freaked out when i woke up
00:17.30 ( +camaz0tz ) hes got his whole pants down and doesnt care
00:17.44 ( +Cocaine` ) there were familys around with their kids
00:17.47 ( +schrotti ) lol
00:17.52 ( +camaz0tz ) gang bang?
00:17.54 ( +camaz0tz ) ew
00:18.01 ( +schrotti ) more like bukkake?
00:18.03 ( +Cocaine` ) >_<
00:18.05 ( +camaz0tz ) no schrotti
00:18.07 ( +camaz0tz ) they rednecks
00:18.09 ( +camaz0tz ) more like incest
00:18.15 ( Psychotic ) only negros bukkake
00:18.20 ( Psychotic ) and japs
00:18.23 ( Psychotic ) dirty japs
00:18.23 ( +Cocaine` ) ######s at the beach?
00:18.26 ( +schrotti ) well
00:18.26 ( +Cocaine` ) yeah right
00:18.30 ( +Cocaine` ) theres no charcoal on the beach
00:18.31 ( +schrotti ) didnt he said he had a sun burn ?
00:18.34 ( +schrotti ) might explain it
00:18.34 ( +schrotti ) :/
00:18.44 ( +camaz0tz ) "sun burn"
00:18.48 ( Psychotic ) on his feet right?
00:18.51 ( +camaz0tz ) actually its just friction
00:18.54 ( Psychotic ) does he use cum as lotion?
00:18.56 ( Psychotic ) hum
00:19.03 ( Psychotic ) sph 200
00:19.05 ( +Cocaine` ) only yours
00:19.13 ( +camaz0tz ) what i dont get
00:19.24 ( +camaz0tz ) is why would u tell a story about how u got butt raped
00:19.31 ( +Cocaine` ) I DIDNT GET FUCKING BUTT RAPED
00:19.35 ( +Cocaine` ) GOD DAMN YOU BASTARDS!!!
00:19.43 ( Psychotic ) so who wants to post the story?
00:19.46 ( +camaz0tz ) every other person in the world woulda just ended the story with "and the military guys invites us to their keg"
00:19.46 ( Psychotic ) i think i will
00:19.55 ( +schrotti ) i will psy
00:19.56 ( +Cocaine` ) lawl
00:19.57 ( +camaz0tz ) but he went all the way to "i woke up with my pants down"
00:19.58 ( +schrotti ) im copy pasting it already
00:19.59 ( Psychotic ) k you can
00:20.03 ( +Cocaine` ) -.-

[Josh]

i bet you&#39;ve wanted to go to that beach every day the second u heard that story

[schrotti]

No, I&#39;m into firemen, not marines.

[Dro]

... worth the repost. Cocaine got buttraped.

[Zerbs]

he stole that story it was posted here a long time ago.

im fuckin pissed though that i remember a story about butt rape :\

ah now i see the repost part!

[schrotti]

he stole that story it was posted here a long time ago.

im fuckin pissed though that i remember a story about butt rape :\[/b]

We have a winner!

[Zerbs]

We have a winner![/b]

thanks i always wanted to win on ko4life.

ah silly me now i see the repost part.

god i love winning!

[The_Real_PlodeZ]

This is legendary.

[camaz0tz]

he stole that story it was posted here a long time ago.

im fuckin pissed though that i remember a story about butt rape :\

ah now i see the repost part![/b]

seriously? he STOLE the story? when he was part of it? seriously? SERIOUSLY? swear to god the idiots on ko4life just get more and more idiotic as time goes on

[ilovesex]

tl;dr

[akutee]

swear to god the idiots on ko4life just get more and more idiotic as time goes on[/b]

tick tock...

tick tock...

lol :P

[zXFuryXz]

i wanna hear the marines story...
dude so we;re walking on the beach and we see these faggets so we got em really drunk and hit them up the ass

[Zerbs]

seriously? he STOLE the story? when he was part of it? seriously? SERIOUSLY? swear to god the idiots on ko4life just get more and more idiotic as time goes on[/b]

ok here we go. Your calling me an idiot on an online forum? you sit on your computer calling people idiots in almost every topic and everyone takes your shit and you want to know why the do? because you troll these forums. honestly kid your the idiot. you call people idiots on an online forum. how old are you? don&#39;t lie give me a straight up answer on how old you are and then think of how much of an idiot you are. I can easily find 10 to 20 posts from you calling people idiots, because you know, your the smartest person on these forums and every little typo or misread make them idiots. I&#39;m sure you have misread something and did the same thing. So next time you go to put your hands on your keyboard think, shit am i actually about to call someone an idiot because they didn&#39;t scroll to the very top of the page? the very top? THE VERY TOP?.

[schrotti]

ok here we go. Your calling me an idiot on an online forum? you sit on your computer calling people idiots in almost every topic and everyone takes your shit and you want to know why the do? because you troll these forums. honestly kid your the idiot. you call people idiots on an online forum. how old are you? don&#39;t lie give me a straight up answer on how old you are and then think of how much of an idiot you are. I can easily find 10 to 20 posts from you calling people idiots, because you know, your the smartest person on these forums and every little typo or misread make them idiots. I&#39;m sure you have misread something and did the same thing. So next time you go to put your hands on your keyboard think, shit am i actually about to call someone an idiot because they didn&#39;t scroll to the very top of the page? the very top? THE VERY TOP?.[/b]

They take it simply because in the end, they all realize that they are indeed idiots. And so will you, eventually.

[Zerbs]

They take it simply because in the end, they all realize that they are indeed idiots. And so will you, eventually.[/b]

i knew it here comes another e thug backing up his fellow e gang member.