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The Official Pikaism Bible
[size=18]The Pik'an
Part One: Pikenesis
And so that yellow, furry one rose up from the land of infinite grace, and said "for upon this land I shall create life."
And so the great yellow one did so, and in 7 seconds, he created the world.
In the first second, the great yellow one stated "Let there be light..." and there was light.
In the second second, the great yellow one stated "Let there be the Internet..." and there was internet.
In the third second, the great yellow one proclaimed "Let there be people..." and people popped on to the earth.
In the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh seconds, the mighty one decided to sleep because he was far too lazy to continue.
All of mankind is at his wrath, as he could continue with the devatstating effects of the unspoken-of fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh seconds.
next part coming soon
The Pikammandments
1. Thou shalt not insult thy yellow one.
2. Thou shalt not believe in any other except the great Pikachu.
3. Thou shalt not eat anything but rice.
4. Thou shalt contribute in religious crusades for the almighty yellow one.
5. Thou shalt call schrotti gay.
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