Para, the Pedo

**schrotti** · 07-01-2009, 06:47 PM

BEING DRUNK DOESN'T COUNT ASSHOLE.[/b]

(00:35:03) (AndyRooo`) I'm good and wasted
(00:35:10) (AndyRooo`) and this girl comes and sits on my lap
(00:35:14) (AndyRooo`) and starts flirting with me
(00:35:21) (AndyRooo`) I was ABOUT
(00:35:26) (AndyRooo`) to take her upstairs for obvious reasons

(00:36:23) (AndyRooo`) anyways
(00:36:30) (AndyRooo`) turns out she was 13 or 14

(00:38:42) (@camaz0tz) ill gogo post fbi forums
(00:38:42) (@schrotti) haha
(00:38:42) (AndyRooo`) go ahead
(00:38:43) (@camaz0tz) !
(00:38:47) (AndyRooo`) HEY
(00:38:51) (AndyRooo`) MAKING OUT IS NOT THE SAME THING
(00:38:55) (AndyRooo`) THEY CAN'T BUST ME FOR THAT

**Parasitic** · 07-01-2009, 06:48 PM

(00:35:03) (AndyRooo`) I'm good and wasted
(00:35:10) (AndyRooo`) and this girl comes and sits on my lap
(00:35:14) (AndyRooo`) and starts flirting with me
(00:35:21) (AndyRooo`) I was ABOUT
(00:35:26) (AndyRooo`) to take her upstairs for obvious reasons
(00:38:42) (@camaz0tz) ill gogo post fbi forums
(00:38:42) (@schrotti) haha
(00:38:42) (AndyRooo`) go ahead
(00:38:43) (@camaz0tz) !
(00:38:47) (AndyRooo`) HEY
(00:38:51) (AndyRooo`) MAKING OUT IS NOT THE SAME THING
(00:38:55) (AndyRooo`) THEY CAN'T BUST ME FOR THAT[/b]

FU. THATS NOT THE WHOLE THING.

**schrotti** · 07-01-2009, 06:49 PM

FU. THATS NOT THE WHOLE THING.[/b]

Just quoted the most important parts.. No one really wants to know what exactly happened upstairs with you and the underaged girl.

**Parasitic** · 07-01-2009, 06:51 PM

Just quoted the most important parts.. No one really wants to know what exactly happened upstairs with you and the underaged girl.[/b]

Nothing happened, you missed the most important part!

[17:32] <AndyRooo`> STFU AND LEMME FINISH
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> his party is the after party
[17:33] <@schrotti> xD
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> so like
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> I'm good and wasted
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> and this girl comes and sits on my lap
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> and starts flirting with me
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> I was ABOUT
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> to take her upstairs for obvious reasons
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> when thankfully
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> her friend wanted to GTFO cuz it was 4am and she wanted smokes
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> I honestly thought she was like
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> 16

**schrotti** · 07-01-2009, 06:53 PM

(00:36:49) (AndyRooo`) I know for a fact there was a 12 year old in the room....but she had to sit in the corner and drink soda and stfu
(00:36:52) (AndyRooo`) :<
(00:37:12) (Phantomlink) you wanted to hit it
(00:37:27) (@camaz0tz) Phantomlink
(00:37:30) (AndyRooo`) no liez, I was wasted
(00:37:31) (@camaz0tz) why do u think the sad face is there?
(00:37:36) (@camaz0tz) she only drank soda, he couldnt get her drunk
(00:37:45) (Phantomlink) true
(00:37:54) (AndyRooo`) at least I didn't
(00:37:56) (AndyRooo`) almost

**camaz0tz** · 07-01-2009, 06:58 PM

Nothing happened, you missed the most important part!

[17:32] <AndyRooo`> STFU AND LEMME FINISH
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> his party is the after party
[17:33] <@schrotti> xD
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> so like
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> I'm good and wasted
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> and this girl comes and sits on my lap
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> and starts flirting with me
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> I was ABOUT
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> to take her upstairs for obvious reasons
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> when thankfully
[17:33] <AndyRooo`> her friend wanted to GTFO cuz it was 4am and she wanted smokes
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> I honestly thought she was like
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> 16[/b]

so u thought she was 16 and still wanted to do shit with her? pedo.

**Parasitic** · 07-01-2009, 06:59 PM

(00:36:49) (AndyRooo`) I know for a fact there was a 12 year old in the room....but she had to sit in the corner and drink soda and stfu
(00:36:52) (AndyRooo`) :<
(00:37:12) (Phantomlink) you wanted to hit it
(00:37:27) (@camaz0tz) Phantomlink
(00:37:30) (AndyRooo`) no liez, I was wasted
(00:37:31) (@camaz0tz) why do u think the sad face is there?
(00:37:36) (@camaz0tz) she only drank soda, he couldnt get her drunk
(00:37:45) (Phantomlink) true
(00:37:54) (AndyRooo`) at least I didn't
(00:37:56) (AndyRooo`) almost[/b]

THAT IS TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT. WHAT PHANTOM IS REFERRING TO IS THE OTHER CHICK, THE ONE I THOUGHT WAS 16.

[17:34] <AndyRooo`> I honestly thought she was like
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> 16
[17:34] <@schrotti> thats a lie
[17:34] <@schrotti> last time you told me
[17:34] <@Shurt> That is fairly creepy
[17:34] <@schrotti> you almost hit on BOTH
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> no
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> what I told you was
[17:34] <@camaz0tz> nm no im not
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> I couldn't remember
[17:34] <@camaz0tz> tuna is goners

[17:34] <AndyRooo`> who it was
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> the pic I showed
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> is one of the girls it could have been
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> anyways
[17:34] <AndyRooo`> turns out she was 13 or 14
[17:35] <AndyRooo`> I know for a fact there was a 12 year old in the room....but she had to sit in the corner and drink soda and stfu
[17:35] <AndyRooo`> :<
[17:35] <Phantomlink> you wanted to hit it
[17:35] <@schrotti> he did.
[17:35] <@camaz0tz> Phantomlink
[17:35] <AndyRooo`> no liez, I was wasted
[17:35] <@camaz0tz> why do u think the sad face is there?
[17:35] <@schrotti> no excuse AndyRooo`
[17:35] <@camaz0tz> she only drank soda, he couldnt get her drunk
[17:35] <@schrotti> no excuse.
[17:35] <Phantomlink> true
[17:36] <AndyRooo`> at least I didn't
[17:36] <AndyRooo`> almost
[17:36] <AndyRooo`> but didn't actually do anything
[17:36] <@schrotti> who's going for the "Para the pedo" ?
[17:36] <AndyRooo`> :<
[17:36] <AndyRooo`> go ahead
[17:36] <AndyRooo`> post it ALL
[17:36] <@schrotti> you made out with her.. she SAT ON YOUR FUCKING LAP, PROBABLY EVEN ON YOUR BONER

**schrotti** · 07-01-2009, 07:09 PM

(00:54:05) (@schrotti) how do you know?
(00:54:07) (@schrotti) you were drunk!
(00:54:10) (AndyRooo`) you can win kerry kings guitar
(00:54:16) (AndyRooo`) CUZ SHE LEFT BEFORE WE WENT UPSTAIRS
(00:54:37) (@schrotti) sure.
(00:54:46) (@schrotti) im sure you had your hands down her panties already before
(00:54:52) (@schrotti) why'd you take her upstairs for no reason anyway?
(00:54:56) (AndyRooo`) she would have hunted me down for child suport but now cuz I didn't have a condom
(00:54:59) (@schrotti) there must have been some promising developement there
(00:55:07) (AndyRooo`) I was ABOUT to take her upstairs
(00:55:13) (AndyRooo`) when her friend wanted to leave
(00:55:20) (@schrotti) BASED ON WHAT EVENTS?
(00:55:23) (@schrotti) her sitting on your lap?
(00:55:24) (@schrotti) THATS IT?
(00:55:26) (@schrotti) dont bs yourself
(00:55:44) (AndyRooo`) there was more to the story that I left out, wanted to spare you details fag
(00:55:58) (@schrotti) ding ding ding
(00:56:52) (AndyRooo`) nuh uh
(00:56:56) (AndyRooo`) not telling anything else
(00:58:23) (AndyRooo`) I already said I never had sex with her, what happened before I almost did is obvious, you've never picked a girl up at a party before?
(00:58:39) (@schrotti) I just needed you to say it for further quotes.
(00:58:40) (@schrotti) :>
(00:58:47) (AndyRooo`) OMFG

(01:07:17) (AndyRooo`) her boobies were also bigger when I was drunk....she had a ciggarrette, how many 14 year olds do you see smoking?
(01:07:40) (@schrotti) in germany?
(01:07:42) (@schrotti) just about everyone
(01:07:52) (AndyRooo`) >_>
(01:08:06) (AndyRooo`) ok...
(01:08:08) (AndyRooo`) Shurt
(01:08:11) (AndyRooo`) how many 14 year olds
(01:08:12) (@Shurt) Hmm?
(01:08:14) (AndyRooo`) have you seen smoking?
(01:08:36) (@Shurt) Well, unfortunately I was the minority at my school, so quite a few
(01:08:42) (AndyRooo`) FUCK

**bomb5hell** · 07-01-2009, 09:49 PM

Just admit it Andrew... You're a pedo, but that doesn't mean that I do not <3 you anymore.

**Dro** · 07-01-2009, 10:18 PM

Damn mexicans...

**camaz0tz** · 07-01-2009, 10:20 PM

Damn mexicans...[/b]

isnt like insulting para like insulting the person in the mirror for u?

**Dro** · 07-01-2009, 10:22 PM

isnt like insulting para like insulting the person in the mirror for u?[/b]

HAHAHAHA... Out of all the mexican jokes, that's all you've got? Seriously, STEP UP, could do better :mellow: .

**Parasitic** · 07-01-2009, 11:17 PM

Just admit it Andrew... You're a pedo, but that doesn't mean that I do not <3 you anymore.[/b]

[18:08] <@Shurt> Btw schrotti, I can take the replies from the my topic and make one just for Para
[18:09] <@schrotti> sure
[18:09] <AndyRooo`> DO EET.
[18:10] <AndyRooo`> while ur at it, change my title to official forum pedo or something

**undefined** · 07-02-2009, 03:45 AM

HAHAHAHA... Out of all the mexican jokes, that's all you've got? Seriously, STEP UP, could do better :mellow: .[/b]

well normally we would try, but we arent sure if you can comprehend them cause of your inability to understand english, working in the fields with all the lead-based bug killing chemicals.

**schrotti** · 07-02-2009, 08:13 AM

well normally we would try, but we arent sure if you can comprehend them cause of your inability to understand english, working in the fields with all the lead-based bug killing chemicals.[/b]

I love you.

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