Superpowers

[Boyce]

aoe mindcontrol

[TunaFishyMe]

This might sound shocking to you, but most male races, except for beaners and chinks, already have that powers![/b]

lies....you cant increase penis size at will. you need aids for that

[Dark_sith]

Teleport ability > all

[kennyburger]

the ppl who want to freeze time should also want to unfreeze time cause being stuck whene veryone is frozen would be boring.

[Dro]

lies....you cant increase penis size at will. you need aids for that[/b]

I can. *rub rub rub rub* There!

Nah, Stretch-A-Cock would be a nice superpower. You would be able to suck your own dick.

[elucid]

I can. *rub rub rub rub* There!

Nah, Stretch-A-Cock would be a nice superpower. You would be able to suck your own dick.[/b]

If you would want to suck your own dick I'd feel very sorry for you.






Like I said earlier teleportation > all

[evilwevel]

If you would want to suck your own dick I'd feel very sorry for you.
Like I said earlier teleportation > all[/b]

but then you get a bunch of weirdos tracing you around because they don't like the fact you can teleport (jumper)

i'd settle for a mind reading ability which can be turned on and off.

[FisherySociety]

Can Tourettes be a super power?
Anyways, I'd like to manipulate the forces of nature, fire, wind, water, plate tectonics, solar winds and all that other fancy shit.[/b]

So what your saying is you want to be captain planet??

[Parasitic]

So what your saying is you want to be captain planet??[/b]

Not exactly. Nice try tho, go grab attention some where else whore.

[FisherySociety]

Not exactly. Nice try tho, go grab attention some where else whore.[/b]

Wow nice way to be a dick.. It was just a joke.

[Parasitic]

Wow nice way to be a dick.. It was just a joke.[/b]

<_< Sorry, I&#39;ve been a little jumpy lately, been getting a lot of shit like that, then they say "omg it&#39;s a joke" just tired of it. I can take a joke, but the line between a joke and an insult has been blurred on this forum, seeing as how so many idiots will insult you with anything that happens to pop up in their head.

Anyways, somewhat like captain planet, just not as gay. The thought of moving around the continents and the mountains at will, seems pretty cool for me.

[FisherySociety]

<_< Sorry, I&#39;ve been a little jumpy lately, been getting a lot of shit like that, then they say "omg it&#39;s a joke" just tired of it. I can take a joke, but the line between a joke and an insult has been blurred on this forum, seeing as how so many idiots will insult you with anything that happens to pop up in their head.[/b]

I gotcha its not a big deal, I just thought it was funny that you had stated earth,wind,and fire. It is not a problem and I understand were you are coming from as well and I apologize myself.

[schrotti]

I can. *rub rub rub rub* There![/b]

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This might sound shocking to you, but most male races, except for beaners and chinks, already have that powers![/b]

[elucid]

So what your saying is you want to be captain planet??[/b]

Not exactly. Nice try tho, go grab attention some where else whore.[/b]

I thought it was pretty funny, para aka captain planet xD




JOKING DREWSTER

[Parasitic]

I thought it was pretty funny, para aka captain planet xD
JOKING DREWSTER[/b]

I saw Metallica last night, I win, you fail at life, go die. XD :lol: