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    thank mr. skeletal Senior Member XeroK's Avatar
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    http://www.todayshithappens.com/

    Speak about your everyday life and things who happened to you !!



    GL ! :lol:

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    Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. TSH

    hahaha

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    LMFAO! "Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I jut realized I had sent it to her brother. TSH "

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    Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend, while a beautiful girl was looking at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want my girl to be upset, so I escaped to the bar. Later, I saw this girl kissing my girlfriend... Maybe I wasn't the one that she was looking at. TSH

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    Today I am supposed to be doing my homework, instead I'm wasting my time on here, yeah its kinda my fault. TSH

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    this topic will probably be marked as spam just like all the other offtopic topics <_<

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    this topic will probably be marked as spam just like all the other offtopic topics <_<[/b]
    Hey guess what? This is the offtopic section!

    Today I was in a chatroom, speaking to a girl. We liked each other and got on well. She told me that she had dumped her boyfriend because he was such a bastard. 20 minutes later, we sent each other our photos... it was my ex.

    Now thats pro!

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    Hey guess what? This is the offtopic section![/b]
    then why are the closing all the offtopic topics now?????

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    then why are the closing all the offtopic topics now?????[/b]
    Because topics about farts, illegal activities and racism are not allowed.

    And neither is your topic hijacking.

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    Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. TSH
    lol

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    Today, whilst clearing the table at my parents in laws house, I gave a little smack to my wife who was rummaging through the fridge. It was her mom. TSH

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    "Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I&#39;ve got some talking to do tonight... TSH"

    "Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. TSH"

    hahahaha

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    Rofl. Bookmarked this page.

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    bbq wtf??----Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. TSH

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    i posted
    my doctor told me i have AIDS
    ;:d

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