heres some

chuck norris can drown a fish
chuck norris builds a snowman out of rain
the giraf was invented when chuck norris uppercut a horse
chuck norris killed god thats why we cant see him
chuck norris counted to infinity twice
chuck norris doesnt tea bad he potato sacks
chuck norris empragnated 22 nuns, 20 years later the 1985 undefeated dolphins came
chuck norris's balls are the 4 horses of the apocalypse

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