Whos in the mood for some chuck norris jokes ^_^

**rodinamo** · 11-20-2008, 03:07 AM

heres some

chuck norris can drown a fish
chuck norris builds a snowman out of rain
the giraf was invented when chuck norris uppercut a horse
chuck norris killed god thats why we cant see him
chuck norris counted to infinity twice
chuck norris doesnt tea bad he potato sacks
chuck norris empragnated 22 nuns, 20 years later the 1985 undefeated dolphins came
chuck norris's balls are the 4 horses of the apocalypse

post some ^_^

**elucid** · 11-20-2008, 03:40 AM

I think this one is untaken I thought of it, even tho its kinda lame

When Chuck Norris crosses the railroad he doesn't watch for the train, the train watches for him.

these jokes are kinda old tho

DarK · 11-20-2008, 03:50 AM

I think this one is untaken I thought of it, even tho its kinda lame

When Chuck Norris crosses the railroad he doesn't watch for the train, the train watches for him.
these jokes are kinda old tho[/b]

haha, thats actually a really good one

Zxenke · 11-20-2008, 01:52 PM

chuck norris empragnated 22 nuns, 20 years later the 1985 undefeated dolphins came[/b]

If we are talking about football, it's 1972, lol.

**EG4L** · 11-20-2008, 03:08 PM

i don't care if they are old they are so funny whenever

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

**Parasitic** · 11-20-2008, 03:15 PM

Chuck Norris hosted the World Kick-Boxing Championships in Beijing one year, and instantly, every woman within a thousand miles instantly became pregnant. This explains China's overpopulation problem.

lil_mageskillz · 11-20-2008, 05:44 PM

These are just some.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

**BiSoNaToR** · 11-20-2008, 09:21 PM

www.chucknorrisfacts.com is the greatest website in the world

agendas · 11-20-2008, 09:29 PM

I love these jokes. :lol:

NoD32 · 11-20-2008, 10:10 PM

Chuck jokes NEVER get old. ROFL loving the topic...

**Holocaust** · 11-21-2008, 02:21 AM

Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman in the world once a month. As a result they bleed for a week.

Speed · 11-21-2008, 02:36 AM

chuck sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

**Parasitic** · 11-21-2008, 03:29 AM

Death had a "Near Chuck Norris Incident"

When Superman rubs a piece of coal onto his chest, it turns into a diamond, when Chuck Norris rubs a piece of coal on his chest, it turns into a small African child that mines diamonds for him.