Listen Roy, you're gay, you like Justin Bieber, you like having stuff up your ass, I think the perfect sharer should be exactly like you. Unfortunately, Ali said he was taking a break....I'm sorry for you, I hope you find someone similar. Good luck.
Here, this is for you.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4&feature=av2e]YouTube - Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris[/ame]