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[Samuel12]

it's a long ass story but here's what happened...:[
Like a week ago I found a website called onlinebootycall.com and on the site you can find locals in your area that you can fuck no attachments.
Like 2 days ago I found this girl that livves like 15 miles away from me and she's like 20 and we decided to meet this morning to fuck .
We arranged to meet at a holiday inn express and rent a hotel room.
She eventually showed up like 15 minutes late and we talked for a bit.
Then she asked me if I bought the condoms but I forgot it.
I wanted to fuck her really bad but she refused to do it raw
I got mad and slapped her in the face and then she took out her pepper spray and blinded me and stomped me in the ribs with her high heels and knocked me out with her purse
I went home and told my mom and she was like "you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror!...If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought naw forget it, yo holmes to bel-air!
I pulled, up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"..looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air[/b]

lol man truly unique

[havvvk]

Its not truly unique you fuck, its just another 4chan copy pasta.

[5DollahSuckySucky]

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"A "Bel-Air" is a 4chan /b/ copypasta meme where, Anonymous will start off with a story about some provocative subject (usually incest with your little sister), and right around the climax of said story, switch instead to writing out the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song, usually starting at the "But my mom got scared" part.

Having engaged you in some compelling story of repressed, animal lust at the thought of banging your barely pubescent sister, you are instead treated to the lyrics from the Fresh Prince. A clever ruse indeed. "

every1 knows that

[havvvk]

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"A "Bel-Air" is a 4chan /b/ copypasta meme where, Anonymous will start off with a story about some provocative subject (usually incest with your little sister), and right around the climax of said story, switch instead to writing out the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song, usually starting at the "But my mom got scared" part.

Having engaged you in some compelling story of repressed, animal lust at the thought of banging your barely pubescent sister, you are instead treated to the lyrics from the Fresh Prince. A clever ruse indeed. "

every1 knows that[/b]

Obviously not he, sir.

[5DollahSuckySucky]

Sir, I am sorry for this uncommon misconception. I hope you can accept my apology.

[havvvk]

Sir, I am sorry for this uncommon misconception. I hope you can accept my apology.[/b]

Request for forgiveness accepted sir.