Best quotes you've ever read/heard?

[Killing spree]

Just had to bump this one, gotta keep them quotes float in

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain."
author - unknown

[aligator]

"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... written down the side of mine

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! "

- Bullet-Tooth Tony (Snatch)

[MINO]

There are many translations to the original text, but you cant go wrong either way:

"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." - Sun Tzu

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun Tzu

"To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy." - Sun Tzu

"He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious." - Sun Tzu

"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you" - Genghis Khan

"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan

"All who surrender will be spared; whoever does not surrender but opposed with struggle and dissension, shall be annihilated" - Genghis Khan

"It is not sufficient that I succeed - all others must fail." - Genghis Khan

[UgottabeOwned]

walk and live talk and yo bombaclot dead

[Dro]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

"You don't know what a Dutch Rudder... alright, you grab your d!ck, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my d!ck, you're grabbing my arm... now work it. Work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? It's like somebody else is jerking you off." - Lester in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

I'm back! Not really. I'll just post random things every once in a while Mostly off topic obviously.

[mistaleet]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

hang him!

You don't know what a Dutch Rudder... alright, you grab your d!ck, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm, I'm grabbing my d!ck, you're grabbing my arm... now work it. Work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? It's like somebody else is jerking you off." - Lester in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

oh nvm

[aligator]

"Do you have any idea where my finger is?"

"Yea, we gave it to a drug dealing monkey"

[SaintKnight]

"Do you have any idea where my finger is?"

"Yea, we gave it to a drug dealing monkey"

Hangover 2 <3

[Xero]

My all-time favorite comes from the movie Pursuit of Happyness: Don't let someone ever tell you you can't do something.You have a dream,you have to protect it.You want something,go get it.

[0000000]

There are many translations to the original text, but you cant go wrong either way:

"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." - Sun Tzu

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun Tzu

"To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy." - Sun Tzu

"He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious." - Sun Tzu

"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you" - Genghis Khan

"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan

"All who surrender will be spared; whoever does not surrender but opposed with struggle and dissension, shall be annihilated" - Genghis Khan

"It is not sufficient that I succeed - all others must fail." - Genghis Khan

+1 I really like Art of War

[pan0BuDDaH0]

"Death Before Dishonor"
"By Any Means Necessary"
"Can't turn no hoe into no housewife"
"Once you go black you are going to need a wheel chair"
"Bros before Hoes"
"Till Death Due Us Apart"

[Vice]

"Dude, chicks are such fags..." - Eric Cartman.

[Disturbed]

Hooters hooters yum yum yum hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb "Al Bundy"

[MyNameIsCool]

Hooters hooters yum yum yum hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb "Al Bundy"

LMAO! I'm gonna have to agree with this guy.

[Lev0]

I'm back! Not really. I'll just post random things every once in a while Mostly off topic obviously. by dro :/