Now before I even start this aint copy and pasted from my emails I actually typed this one out myself!


A young girl goes into a sweet shop, she ask the owner for a mixture of sweets and he then asks

"Hello and what is your name?"

She reply's

"Rose"

The shopowner then ask's

"Oh that's a pretty name, and why did your mummy call you that?"

The girl replys

"When I was in my mummy's tummy a rose fell on her tummy and she called me after that"

With that she leaves the shop as another young child enters. Again the child asks for a mixture of sweets and again he asks for the childs name. This time the young girl replys

"My name is Lilly , because when I was in my mummy's tummy a lilly feel on it and she called me after that"

And with saying this she walks out of the shop.

A few minets later a highly deformed child that looked like the elephant man enters the shop. With a horrid lisp he asks for a mixture of sweets. Again the shop keepers ask the deforem child his name, he replyed


"Breezeblock"