So... would it or not?

if you have no idea what smegma is, google it.. can't really explain it here w/o being banned :P


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19:28.37****)) Dro drops a bucket full of SMEGMA on schrotti's head and then sets it on fire.
**19:29.05****( Dro ) sup bitch
**19:32.00****( +schrotti ) how could smegma burn?
**19:33.46****( Dro ) why not?
**19:34.05****( Dro ) if u drank a lot of alcohol days ago it definetly could
**19:34.15****( Dro ) or it could be ur head that is on fire
**19:34.34****( +schrotti ) ya but the smegma itself.. wouldnt burn?
**19:34.45****( +wOLfi` ) maybe if u like ... dry it
**19:34.56****( +schrotti ) it would melt..
**19:34.58****( +schrotti ) most likely
**19:35.00****( +schrotti ) but not burn
**19:35.07****( +schrotti ) we have to try!
**19:35.12****( +schrotti ) IMA CALL MYTHBUSTERS
**19:35.15****( +schrotti ) HOW TO GET SMEGMA TO BURN
**19:35.42****( Dro ) lol
**19:35.44****( Dro ) that'd be awesome
**19:35.45****( Dro ) wel
**19:35.50****( Dro ) i think ur hair would turn on fire
**19:35.54****( Dro ) and the smegma would heat up
**19:35.59****( Dro ) making it's smell spread
**19:36.01****( Dro ) and stink even worst
**19:36.04****( Dro ) worse*
**19:36.08****( Dro ) so eitherway, is ownage
**19:36.28****( +wOLfi` ) i hope they take jamies smegma then :o
**19:36.44****( +schrotti ) honestly doubt it would burn
**19:36.49****( +schrotti ) you know.. most likely start to cook
**19:37.00****( +schrotti ) and steam
**19:37.03****( +schrotti ) which would stink badly
**19:37.16****( +wOLfi` ) well ... if its dry, it could burn ..
**19:37.20****( +schrotti ) no
**19:37.21****( +schrotti ) coz
**19:37.25****( +schrotti ) if its dry it would melt first
**19:37.27****( +schrotti ) then steam
**19:37.32****( +wOLfi` ) why would it melt
**19:37.32****( +schrotti ) chemics you dumb german!
**19:37.34****( +schrotti ) CHEMICS!
 19:37.47****( +schrotti ) by heating it up it changes its "aggregat zustand" :D
**19:38.03****( +wOLfi` ) ya but not everything melts before it starts to burn
**19:38.06****( +wOLfi` ) CHEMICS
**19:38.08****( +wOLfi` ) wtf
**19:38.33****( +schrotti ) yes
**19:38.37****( +schrotti ) but smegma
**19:38.40****( +schrotti ) doesnt burn
**19:38.43****( +schrotti ) hence why it melts
**19:38.45****( +wOLfi` ) but .. i see you already tried it out .... ADMIT IT
**19:38.59****( +schrotti ) im about to.. if we go any further with this conversation
**19:39.33****( Dro ) lol, if is dry it'd definetly burn
**19:39.35****( Dro ) is like poo
**19:39.39****( Dro ) doesn't burns unless is dry
**19:39.40****( +schrotti ) how'd u know?
**19:39.44****( Dro ) if is fresh it would steam
**19:39.47****( +schrotti ) wtf...
**19:39.49****( +schrotti ) you burned poo ?
**19:39.56****( +wOLfi` ) lawl
**19:39.57****( Dro ) wtf
**19:40.00****( Dro ) u haven't?
**19:40.05****( +schrotti ) no?
**19:40.10****( +wOLfi` ) lmao
**19:40.15****( Dro ) wtfwjd?
**19:40.29****( +wOLfi` ) wjd?
**19:40.51****( Dro ) what the fuck would jesus do?
**19:40.52****( Dro ) http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comi...e-acronyms.png
**19:40.55****( Dro ) burn the poo!
**19:40.55****( +wOLfi` ) wtf is wjd supposed to mean
**19:40.57****( +wOLfi` ) ah
**19:41.13****( Dro ) anyway, back to burning smegma
**19:41.17****( Dro ) i bet i'd burn if it was dry
**19:41.27****( +wOLfi` ) i wouldnt bet ... but i dont doubt it
**19:41.29****( Dro ) if it was fresh, it wouldn't, it'd cook and steam
**19:41.30****( +schrotti ) i bet it would melt
**19:41.34****( Dro ) both would steam pretty badly
**19:41.43****( Dro ) it'd melt if it was frozen
**19:41.48****( Dro ) but if is dry, there's no more water on it
**19:41.54****( +schrotti ) uh
**19:41.54****( Dro ) so it'd burn
**19:42.01****( +schrotti ) no -.-
**19:42.06****( +schrotti ) it can still melt
**19:42.15****( +schrotti ) go back to its liquid form
**19:42.16****( +schrotti ) u know
**19:42.18****( +schrotti ) then steam
**19:42.25****( +wOLfi` ) smegma isnt "liquid"
**19:42.31****( Dro ) i know, but that's with materials that still have some liquid on them
**19:42.41****( Dro ) or if the temperature is higher than it's melting point
**19:42.45****( +schrotti ) it is.. sort of Wolfi
**19:42.47****( Dro ) like steel and stuff
 19:42.53****( +schrotti ) exactly
**19:42.53****( Dro ) smegma is liquid
**19:43.05****( Dro ) but smegma is made of organical components
**19:43.08****( +schrotti ) so .. why wouldnt smegma go back to liquid instead of burn?
**19:43.09****( +wOLfi` ) it isnt .. wtf ...
**19:43.13****( +schrotti ) and then it cooks.. and steams
**19:43.18****( Dro ) cuz if it's dry, it wouldn't have any water on it
**19:43.19****( +schrotti ) thats my theory!
**19:43.19****( Dro ) just organics
**19:43.25****( Dro ) like skin and dirt
**19:43.26****( +schrotti ) HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
**19:43.36****( +schrotti ) UR BURNT IT ALREADY DIDNT U?
**19:43.40****( Dro ) logical assumptions
**19:43.40****( Dro ) no
**19:43.44****( +wOLfi` ) SCHROTTI DOESNT KNOW OH OH OH
**19:43.45****( Dro ) i'd need a buck load to do i
**19:43.47****( Dro ) it*
**19:44.01****( Dro ) can't produce enough on my own to do a proper experiment =(
**19:44.11****( +wOLfi` ) im pretty sure mythbusters will figure out