Im watching familyguy season 1 ep 1 till season 5 ( still downloading more episodes )
ANyways, post your favorite quotes
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Im watching familyguy season 1 ep 1 till season 5 ( still downloading more episodes )
ANyways, post your favorite quotes
''Stewie : try to think a happy place , ok ok I'm on MTV's jackass.
- Stew-o
- Hello I'm Stewie Griffin and I'm gonna kick my dad's ass all day today.
*Stewie slaps peter*
*Stewie rips of his shirt*
Peter: c'mon Stewie c'monnnnn your acting crazy out there.''
"this is worse then the time i forgot how to sit down"
*plants face first into the chair"
" Jesus u crazy man , U CRAZY!!!! "
" That's Whats my ex wife said "
"Jesus you sure are son of a .... wooooooaaaaahh "
^^
so many good haha, dunno what more
EDIT : here is some clips they cut, so many funny things in it, 2 favorites
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdvqbKo9zjM...ted&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=404yxEpbuKs...ted&search=
Lois:
-You turn peter. What color does firetrucks have ?
Peter:
-oh this is a hard one uhm uhm let me think hmm hmm what color does do red firetrucks have hmm red firetrucks what color are those red firetrucks.
After 2min:
Peter:
-Are they red ?
ROFL
Family Guy is just to funny :P
''Meg : I'm so fat and grose.
Brian : awww
Meg : I just should kill myself
Brian : awwww c'mon
Meg : I'm gonna do it I'm gonna kill myself if no1 goes with me
Brian : awwww meg c'moooon awwwww''
Brian : Peter what are you doing?
Peter : Crack.
Brian : What the fuck?
Peter : Hey at least I'm not drinking Brian.
Brian : This isn't a great substitute. Where'd you get crack?
Peter : From Blacks.
Brian : What?
Peter : Yea, right behind Blacks Hardware Store, theres a white guy selling it.
Brian : Look doing crack isnt the way to stop drinking, you need to find out why you started drinking in the first place. This is a number of a hypnotherapist I want you to see.
Peter : Alright Brian.
Peter : *lights bong*
Next Scene
Brian : Hey peter, thought I'd check in on you.
Brian : Oh my god!
Peter : Gov'mnt came 'an took mah baby!
i got a few:
*Peter filming stewie on his tricycle until he gets distracted by a piece of trash*
Peter: LOOK! Its dancing with me! its like theres this benevolent force which is telling me that i dont need to be afraid..
*in the clouds God is watching over*
God: "ITS JUST A PIECE OF TRASH FLYING IN THE WIND!!, DO U HAV AN IDEA HOW COMPLICATED UR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM IS?!"
Peter: i've had a spiritual vision once..*daydreams*
Peter: "Hey brian, theres a message in my alphabits, it says OOOOOOOO"
Brian: "Peter those r cheerios..."
Brian: "Its good to finally hang around with a group of intelligent people, usually i just hang around with an idiot"
*next scene*
Peter: "Hey Brian!, i made a waterslide in the house!"
*Falls down the stairs and hurts himself*
Brian :"I'm not gonna call the hospital cos u kno u wont learn anything" *continues to read newspaper*
Peter: "Look lois, our marriage cannot be measured in nipples and dimes..i mean nickles and boobs........money"
Thats only a fraction of all my faves lol
A few quotes, but mainly the scene.
Stewie Griffin: Besides, I know how to deal with children, unlike Mr. Geppetto.
[cutaway to Geppetto's workshop]
Geppetto: [drops his glasses intentionally] Oh no, I dropped my glasses. [bends down with his behind facing Pinocchio] Uh, by the way, uh, Pinocchio, uh, there was a cookie missing from the jar. Did you, uh, did you take it by any chance?
Pinocchio: Yes, Papa Gepetto, I'm sorry.
Geppetto: Are you sure you took it? Because, uh, I'd believe you if you said you didn't.
Pinocchio: No, I took it, Papa. I wouldn't lie to you.
Geppetto: You could try. Who knows? You might get away with it.
PS: Deus, Elune, and Chemical lick serious nerd balls.
LOL, i saw some movies on youtube with the quotes people posted.
Oh, Bill, It wasn't me. ktnx.
Elune = Cecilia
Deus = Private
It's all good in the young white hood. Have a nice day.Oh, Bill, It wasn't me. ktnx.[/b]
K, After i saw like 900 episodes in the last 3 days, here's my list
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin
Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!
Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
Prison guy with knife: You guys are all dead.
Peter : Excellent, he thinks that we're zombies.
Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, that's enough!
* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I remember that episode, too funny.
Bruce, check out that Gepetto skit if you haven't already, muaha.
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