Best place to hide a body, if u had killed some one

[WarMachine]

Fuck what everyone's answer is, the best part of this thread is the fact you had to put "not that I need to" on the bottom just made my fucking night lol. Funny shit.


P.S. The pokeball one was funny.

[Private]

drop the body in the deepest part of the ocean

i win!!!!!!!![/b]

nope google owns your answer they just found the lost city of Atlantis!

1. Go to Antartica, paint he body white, dig a 10 ft deep whole, toss him in there and cover it up, with snow on top.[/b]

global warming you lose

the best here was texas its pretty full proof u can do the same in most states u just have to plant an unregistered gun on him and fire off a few shots using his hand ... most cops actually recommend keeping an unregistered gun if u have a legal gun

[Kronos]

You can not, Mac Taylor will find its DNA!!

[Palan]

If you can´t cut it to into pieces you can just asume you killed a little child because they are already small .

dig the corpse down deep in the forest where nobody will look, under a rock or something far away from where you live.

[SexE]

Why would you hide it in the first place?

Best choices are:

1. Incinerate it. (Throw the set of teeth in different locations obviously).
2. Throw it to the ocean/river with a rock/weight tied to his/her leg so he won't float back up. By the time they find it, water should have done it's job already (Pretty nasty to see if you have :S ).

Also getting rid of a body shouldn't be too hard UNLESS you are somewhat related to the person murdered (relative/co-worker/family friend/neighbor/if someone knows you know/knew him/if people saw you with him/her). If you don't meet any of the latter options mentioned, you can just throw it on the streets and noone will ever relate you to it!

Hf!

[volcompat]

You all suck dick.

1. Drop it with a steel cable and something heavy that doens't break covered in a body bag filled with dirt, so there's no air in it. Into a big swamp, the body will sink, and will never be found, it will sink so deep, and it can never be found as it's not possible to go search into the swamp.

2. Chipper the boddy with a the machine to chipper pieces of wood with. Make sure you do it a big river, after that you bring the machine to a iron melter and melt it.

3. Put the body into hydrochloric acid and make sure u get rid of the hydrochloric acid after the body has been digested.

[The_Real_PlodeZ]

Best. Topic. Ever.

[josri]

In the cookie jar

[Disturbed]

I guess if you were into necrophilia you would have to find a place to hide you and the body h34r:

[FisherySociety]

You all suck dick.

1. Drop it with a steel cable and something heavy that doens't break covered in a body bag filled with dirt, so there's no air in it. Into a big swamp, the body will sink, and will never be found, it will sink so deep, and it can never be found as it's not possible to go search into the swamp.

2. Chipper the boddy with a the machine to chipper pieces of wood with. Make sure you do it a big river, after that you bring the machine to a iron melter and melt it.

3. Put the body into hydrochloric acid and make sure u get rid of the hydrochloric acid after the body has been digested.[/b]

personal experience?

[EG4L]

get an iron

burn each and every finger + toes
Burn face off
Pull teeth out
Put it in bag, fill with sand - air tight
attach cement blocks to it
drop in the ocean

ta-da

[sexyrexy]

well first off my murder weapon would be an icicle.. why? because murder weapon would melt away leaving no forensic evidence, then id go rent a boat and attach some cinderblocks to the body dump it in offshore somewhere.


or buy spaceshuttle, fly into space push the body out and strap a small rocket onto it and shoot it either to deepspace or let it burn up in the atmosphere

[Josh]

well first off my murder weapon would be an icicle.. why? because murder weapon would melt away leaving no forensic evidence, then id go rent a boat and attach some cinderblocks to the body dump it in offshore somewhere.
or buy spaceshuttle, fly into space push the body out and strap a small rocket onto it and shoot it either to deepspace or let it burn up in the atmosphere[/b]

Dry ice is better as it evaporates and doesn't leave a big puddle on the floor.

[Devin]

Step 1: Get helicopter license
Step 2: Kill person
Step 3: Rent helicopter
Step 4: Fly over volcano
Step 5: drop body into lava

[zabjaka]

Step 1: Get helicopter license
Step 2: Kill person
Step 3: Rent helicopter
Step 4: Fly over volcano
Step 5: drop body into lava[/b]

LMAO