Chat with strangers!

[FireFlyHolland]

http://omegle.com/

Post ur chats here.
Some examples from some other guys:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Here's something no one talks about openly
Stranger: Did you ever sexually experiment with friends of your same gender when you were a young kid?
You: Yes.
You: Why?
Stranger: Now see that's the kind of honesty I like to see on Omegle.com.
Stranger: I don't know, felt like a confession worth making anonymously.
You: Ah.
You: So, what now?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: It's hard to get more interesting than that.
Stranger: What did you do?
You: I ate...
You: And ate...
You: And swallowed something
You: I think probably Genital wart peice, or crabs.
You: I don't know.
Stranger: Uh oh.
Stranger: Sounds like you weren't so young after all.
You: 9
Stranger: Sheesh.
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: This is Leif from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
This is your final warning.

Leif
(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.

The authorities will contact you within 48-72 hours. Respect the chat.

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[josri]

Hahaha im gonna try this

[d4rkchrisz]

Lol :P
Watch out FBI is comign to get you! xD

[TheBloodyBeast]

you are going to jail. you heard it here first

[KrepiN]

i did the rape bear.. he said i was from finland

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: my boxers are torn : (
Stranger: well that must suck
You: i think my penis is to big
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[AngelCleric]

loooooooooooooool

[Zerbs]

Stranger: The name is Dr. Katz
You: the name is ashley
Stranger: What are you feeling Ashley?
You: horny as fuck
Stranger: Are you having thoughts abou tyour father?
You: no , my dog
You: is that wierd?
Stranger: very very interesting....when did you start having these thoughts
You: Its really wierd, as soon as i started talking to you !
Stranger: No...not interesting at all....animal love manifestation are common in the womans sexual ID and though process
Stranger: Ahhhhhh yesssss...........
You: isn't it called beastiality?!
Stranger: I see you are deep in the Phalic stage
Stranger: with a severe case of penis envy
You: i know what else is really deep ...
Stranger: My cock in your ass?
You: No, the grand canyon!
Stranger: Oh....
Stranger: Yesss........Very interesting
You: yeah , its soo deep! you could be falling for minutes before you actually hit the ground!
Stranger: Its obviously a sign of a large hole in your emotional health
Stranger: I think you need electroshock therapy
You: so im really loose , i thing thats the large hole ...
You: cylindrical objects just weren't doing it for me so i started on bigger things like stereos and dumbells
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Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: marry me?
You: depends asl?
Stranger: 20, female, brasil
Stranger: and you?
You: 21 m/f florida
You: don't worry its not as bad as you think, Im the best of both worlds!
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Stranger: Herro!
You: Herro There!
You: You Rike Math Book 45 dolla!
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same guy again <------ don&#39;t want to offend anyone with these sorry if i do

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Stranger: Herro!
You: Herro There!
You: You Rike Math Book 45 dolla!
Stranger: How ale you?
Stranger: 45 too beaucoup
You: reery reery good and have re you?
Stranger: 30!
Stranger: vely awesome
Stranger: just tlorring
Stranger: like everyone around here
You: ooo you rike noodels?
Stranger: That&#39;s very offensive to my people
You: I AM YOUR PEOPLE CHING CHONG BING BONG
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: how can i be sure
You: i have 95 % in math!
Stranger: tell me something only a real korean would know
you: Kim Jong IRl os a prostitute... susshhh
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Stranger: pedophile?
You: yee u?
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Stranger: wacka wacka wacka
You: i did that to your sisters face
Stranger: i dont have a sister
You: you will in 9 months...
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Stranger: My pants are off right now
You: so are your sisters
Stranger: Probably not.
You: yep she&#39;s standing right here
Stranger: You mom took hers off when she saw me walk in the door
You: you might wanna buy her a shaver
You: cause fuck her pubes are tickling my ears bro
Stranger: That&#39;s lovely
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[KungPaoChicken]

You: hi
Stranger: wut
You: you want to have sex?
Stranger: sure
You: okay come to my house
Stranger: let me get my wizard hat
You: its the house next to neverland ranch
Stranger: rite
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Stranger: hi
You: u have a big penis
You: u want to have sex?
Stranger: wow you&#39;ve seen it?
You: yeah
Stranger: that awesome
You: it was on the video
You: that was connected to 2girls1cup
Stranger: what does it look like?
You: it was very square like
Stranger: that has girls in it...
Stranger: no guys...
You: no it was an ad
You: on the website
Stranger: that could not have been me
You: it said square dicks
You: in triangle pussy
Stranger: OH THAT
Stranger: right
You: yeah
You: thats hawt
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[Metalkon]

I&#39;v been using omegle for the past few days and its simply awesome sometimes. :lol:

[Xtr3m3]

LOL :lol: How random is that!

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Stranger: hail hitler
You: This is an automatic message sent to specific IP addresses that were provided to us by The Department of Homeland Security. Please be aware this is something new which will help us keep unwanted people in the live chat.

If you have received this message it means that your current IP address has been involved in multiple allegations that can “potentially threaten the safety of the United States of America due to terrorism propaganda” as stated by The Department of Homeland Security. As a security measure Omegle Inc has temporally blacklist your IP. Please be aware that these allegations are serious. Authorities from The Department of Homeland Security will be at your home, or make contact with you within the next 24-72 hours.

If you know that these allegations are incorrect please contact us as fast as possible since your IP has been officially “Blacklisted”:

Leif
(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
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[eduarvera23]

mines weren&#39;t so cool
You: hey
You: dude or chick
?}
Stranger: Hi, I&#39;m gonna tell you a secret, &#39;k?
You: ok...
Stranger: I&#39;m dead.
You: rlly
You: im dead too...
You: when did u died?
Stranger: That&#39;s nice.
Stranger: I died today.
You: aww u noob i died 5 years ago >_<
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[vandy_vs_gator]

I am talking with this 21 year old female from the UK

Maybe they could be lieing about themselves but wow this is fun.

[loveya]

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Stranger: wacka wacka wacka
You: i did that to your sisters face
Stranger: i dont have a sister
You: you will in 9 months...
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dude I love you, I fucking peed my pants

[lil_mageskillz]

mines weren&#39;t so cool
You: hey
You: dude or chick
?}
Stranger: Hi, I&#39;m gonna tell you a secret, &#39;k?
You: ok...
Stranger: I&#39;m dead.
You: rlly
You: im dead too...
You: when did u died?
Stranger: That&#39;s nice.
Stranger: I died today.
You: aww u noob i died 5 years ago >_<
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u guys call ppl noob where ever u go? lol