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You: This is Byran from Omegle. We received many complaints concerning your way to act while chatting with strangers, and please know that this is going to be moderated. Your Internet Protocole is being registered to our servers IP bank, and you will be blocked from Omegle if this ever happens again. If you have any question, feel free to ask.
Thanks, Bryan
Stranger: what have i done?
You: On April 13 2009 4:52 pm (E.T), we received a complaint concerning sexual harrasment
Stranger: no way, chatlog pls.
You: by IP 67.192.1.1
Stranger: i didn't do such a thing
You: The user provided a screenshot
Stranger: is there any link to it?
You: We looked further in its conversation files, and it was your IP
You: I cannot divulgate it
Stranger: that's my ip btw. *************

[gramps]

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You: hola
Stranger: hola
You: will u be my friend?
Stranger: sure?
You: i have no friends
You: i get picked on all day
You: in school
Stranger: why?
You: no one ever has time to sit and listen to me
You: kids laugh at me for having cancer
Stranger: haha why not?
Stranger: oh really?
You: yes
You: honostley
Stranger: is that so
You: they call me cancer boy
You: and they tell me
You: im going to die and things of that sort
Stranger: oh wow
You: is there any way to make them stop?
Stranger: kill them all?
You: i cant
You: i run out of energey
You: walking up the stairs

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Stranger: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
You: SO DO I!

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You: Hello.
Stranger: ask me a question no one else has today
You: if i had cancer would u still bang me hard?
You: yes i would
Stranger: ummm how long did u have to live?
You: 6 months =[
Stranger: is it tempinal?
You: its not spreadable
Stranger: terminal
You: yes
You: its terminal
You: doctor says i may live a bit longer
You: but thats it
Stranger: i'd be into a pitty bang - sure
Stranger: hi i'm karen
Stranger: u r?
You: im gramps
You: thats what people call me =[
Stranger: lol
You: i guess because im dieing
Stranger: lets hope i kill u undressing
You: hahahaha

i suck at this =[

[jaspreet]

Gramps, you are one cancer friend of mines.

[Seby666]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 24mbit/s
You: u?
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Stranger: Justify your existence in three words.
You: sex
You: drugs
You: n rock n roll
You: !!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: That was more than 3, but pretty good

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[camaz0tz]

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You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
Stranger: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!!
You: wow did we both just cum at same time?
Stranger: no boubt
Stranger: doubt
You: wow amazing...
You: i love you
Stranger: i make sure to scream out random lines from NBA Jams while im doing it
Stranger: HE'S ON FIRE!!!!
Stranger: or
Stranger: FROM DOWNTOWN!!!!!
You: well...
You: i guess u DONT love me
You: after that shared experience
You: i see how it is....
You: time to pull out the stalking kit once again........
Stranger: i thought thats all it was for you too
You: binoculars....check
You: cell phone blocker....check
Stranger: this is gonna be sweet
You: car battery and power connecters for doors to prevent escape......check
Stranger: just dont hobble me
Stranger: i likes my feet
You: well now that u mention it
You: im just going to HAVE to hobble u
Stranger: ah come on now give a guy atleast that
You: no no
You: its a good idea
You: if i hobble u
You: coupled with the car battery
You: and cell phone blocker
You: ill be sure of no escape
Stranger: thats so not cool
You: so is no saying i love you too
Stranger: i mean i prolly wasnt gonna go anywhere anyways
Stranger: i never said i did
Stranger: that was all you
You: and now ur getting hobbled...welcome to life
Stranger: i was gonna use the stalking as an excuse to get outta work
Stranger: you know we could just like chill watch some movies play some xbox
You: i think that only works if ur the stalker
You: cuz it counts as a sick day
You: getting stalked doesnt effect ur being able to work
Stranger: itll be sweet
You: until the stalker moves in for the kill
Stranger: if i cant leave it does
Stranger: especially since im a delivery driver i need to walk to peoples doors to give them there sandwiches
Stranger: cant walk if im hobbled
You: oh im sure theyll give u a different job once ur hobbled
You: equal rights and all that garbage
You: cant fire u just cuz ur hobbled
Stranger: cant stand on the line and make the sandwiches if my feet are sideways though
Stranger: my job requires alotta standing
You: sure u can
You: u just needa get one of those wheelchairs with the seats that lift up
You: the ones midgets use to be on equal eye level with people like on csi
Stranger: so way im gonna become a cyborg
You: no
You: ull become a cripple with a cool wheelchair
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You: OH GOD
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD YES
Stranger: whar?
You: i just came
Stranger: ffs
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[FireFlyHolland]

Haha I lol'ed at some conversations

[XeroK]

This shit is A-MA-ZING !

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You: fuck off
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
Stranger: why are you so mean ?
You: sorry i was talking to someone in my room
Stranger: It's ok
Stranger: did you ever try gay sex ?
Stranger: answer please
You: i know someone who has
Stranger: ow !
Stranger: can you give me his phone number ?
You: i have his email
Stranger: give it to me please
You: [email protected]
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: if I met him, would you like to come with us ?
You: no i dont like him
Stranger: Oh, I see
Stranger: you like girls ?
You: depends what day of the week it is
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Stranger: no
Stranger: must go
You: GTFO THEN !
Stranger: game
Stranger: u ruse
You: GTFO
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Stranger: where are u from ? and hi (:
You: why didn't you start by saying HI ?
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You: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIINSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: i
You: www.redtube.com
Stranger: hi
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You: Are you from ko4life ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: hell no
You: YOU SUCK THEN
Stranger: fuck away
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[aligator]

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You: Anal or Vaginal?
Stranger: japan
You: All right..
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[elucid]

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Stranger: Hi
You: Penis
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[griml2eaper]

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Stranger: Hello!
You: are you horny baby?
You: do i make u feel randy?
Stranger: nope
You: oh behave....... : d
Stranger: indeed : D
Stranger: do u normally ask that when u meet new people
You: not normally : (
Stranger: well I think that's good
You: im really in the antarctic desert studying hippos right now
You: they are amazing
Stranger: I never knew there were hippos in antarctica
You: yup, they look like polar bears
You: but i call them hopponatanomus
You: instead of hippo, its like, hoppo
Stranger: hmm, I thought that there were pinguins on antarctica
Stranger: and polar bears were in arctica
You: u sure? i thought that penguins were in the sahara
You: damn now im all messed up : (
Stranger: that happens
You: do you happen to study zoology?
Stranger: not too much
You: why not
Stranger: I'm not into animals really
You: oh.......i am : D : D : D : D : D
Stranger: somehow like them though
Stranger: I can see that : D
You: more than, u think
You: this goat dumped me the other day for a hen : (
Stranger: strange goat : D
Stranger: I think that hen is bit too small for goat
You: yeah, he bahhed at me and said we need to see other goats
You: but im human
You: i wonder if he knew that
Stranger: so did u see other goats?
You: no, they dont understand me : (
You: they all think im emo
Stranger: ok, are u then?
You: no, i dont am : (
You: omg my english is slurry when i lie
You: : (((
Stranger: so it seems
Stranger: well, I still like u though u are emo
You: do you know what it feels like to be dumped by a goat : (
Stranger: not really
Stranger: but i heard that they are not into long relationships
You: i cried all night, and wrote a song about it
You: no they arent, all they do is bah
Stranger: yep true emo
You: i ask him a question and he just bahhed at me : ( goat was so one sided
Stranger: How did u end up together with a goat
You: i watched zohan, and wasl ike OMG GOAT!!! : D : D : D : D : D
You: it made me so happy
Stranger: for a while
You: omg, goat mom is calling me : (
You: i got to go
Stranger: see ya
You: im about to get beaten, sorry : (
Stranger: no problem
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ROFL i havent laughed this much On any of them but this one is fucking awesome

[aligator]

You: Ever had buttseckz?
Stranger: Dead ?
Stranger: O-o''
Stranger: Can i say yes ?
You: you know... the dark hole etc.
Stranger:
Stranger: Yeah
You: of course you can
You: Ever felt that you cannot take anymore?
Stranger: Cannot anymore ?
Stranger: Ofc not, im a girl
Stranger: In this age, i have needs : D
You: Like?
Stranger: Its fun to be an idiot when you dont know who i am
Stranger: You a 9 yr old ? Seriously
Stranger: Boys have needs too
Stranger: Mhh
You: Don't act like older than you are.
Infact, I am just messing around and it shows how immature you are by taking it serious.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Im a child
Stranger: Ofc
Stranger: Im 12 this summee
Stranger: Summer*
Stranger: Tyvm
You: See?
You: was it that difficult?
Stranger: Were going to Norway this summer too
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[griml2eaper]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are u
Stranger: fine, and you?
You: i have a problem care to listen?
Stranger: shoot
You: i need to get off my chest
You: ok ty
Stranger: but i'm not good with advices :P
You: so last night was my first time with a guy..... and we didnt use protection
You: he came inside of me because he thought i wasnt virgin and that i was on birthcontrol
You: then later he told me
You: i had a big P***** and that i suck at sex
You: what a dick?
You: what should i do
Stranger: honestly, i don't believe in you
You: why?
Stranger: but if it is true
Stranger: took the "next day pill" ?
You: im poor
You: and wont my parents find out ?
Stranger: you have internet and you can't pay for the pill? give me a break
You: ok then fucking blow my cock
You: dumb bitch :P
Stranger: yeah
You: why u gotta ruin shit
Stranger: i believed in your nice told story
Stranger: you probably are a virgin
Stranger: LOL!
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gay someone already got this guy

[griml2eaper]

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You: hi
Stranger: helloooooooo
You: a s l ?
Stranger: 21, f, USA
Stranger: u?
You: 20 Male Usa
You: What state uf rom ?
Stranger: minnesota
Stranger: u?
You: Oh wtffff
You: minnesota
You: rofl
You: im from Minneapolis
You: u?
Stranger: St Paul
You:
You: thats funny we so close
Stranger: lets have dinner in the Gigio's Pizza?
You: hmm
You: maybe should get to kno eachother a bit better
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you study in the Univ. of Minnesota?
You: cuz if im gonna drive all the way over their i at least Want Some Pussy or something Damnnnn
Stranger: how rude
You: eh
You: are u a virgin or something
Stranger: yes, im something
You: lol
You: lose ur virginity little girl :P
You: and have some dick in ur mouth
You: jezzzuess!

google minesota ftw!

[Unihoc]

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You: yes box
Stranger: hi
You: always hi
Stranger: where you from
You: cant u say herro next time?
Stranger: age , gender
Stranger: sure
You: age 85
You: gender shemale
Stranger: haha so funny
You: u got horny now?
Stranger: fuck off
You: u are horny now huh?
You: dont need to lie
Stranger: perve
You: want candy?
Stranger: im not lying
Stranger: yes please
You: got a lollipop
You: 1 big one
Stranger: where??
You: downtown
Stranger: downtown where
You: in my pants
Stranger: oh i bet its smaller
Stranger: like 2inches
You: so u have already taste it?
You: were u hungry?
You: cuz it is so small now
Stranger: so it is two inches
Stranger: bye bye
You: u would know cuz u have suck on it before
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[aligator]

You: 21 m switzerland u?
Stranger: 16 m canada
Stranger: lol
You: How's the weather there?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: it snowed this morning
Stranger: i like your guy's cheese
You: You wouldn't if you know how they were made.
Stranger: you got that nailed down
You: knew*
Stranger: lol isnt it some sort of bacteria
Stranger: that makes gas
Stranger: that makes the big holes
You: That's what they say to the public..
Stranger: what is it really then
Stranger: mister switzerland
You: Unfortunately they let some rats in the cheese that make the holes. In the end they just put some gas and kill the rat (like the jew story) and then take it out with a hook.
Stranger: lol
You: That's the most used method
Stranger: i still love it
You: And that's why I don't eat that stinky shit
You: But, our chocolate.. that's really awesome
Stranger: lol no doubt
You: But the chocolate has it's own story too.. :/
Stranger: lol go on
You: Well.. do you know 2girls1cup?
Stranger: oh your hilarious
Stranger: lol
You: That was actually the security cam in one of the chocolate productions
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: good insight 
....
You: ya.. I love japanese tv shows :o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: all i can watch now is the unbeatable banzuke that you guys dont get
You: Sounds gay
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have you ever seen
Stranger: MXC?
You: brzzz cabrzzz hearbrzzz yourzzzz
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oh lol a quicky

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You: Hi, my name is boxxy^_^
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