Corrupt a wish

**Psy** · 01-25-2008, 02:14 AM

granted, but you'll have a terrible vision in ur dream where u end up killing ur family, and when u wake up u wish ur dream didnt come true and the only way u could prevent urself from killing ur family is by commiting suicide. i wish i could see through walls.[/b]

Granted, but with your new power you see through absolutely everything, making you blind.

I wish I had a character to play[/b]

Granted, you can play my 52 sin on Girakon.

I wish I was in this movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU

J · 01-25-2008, 02:17 AM

Granted, but with your new power you see through absolutely everything, making you blind.
Granted, you can play my 52 sin on Girakon.

I wish I was in this movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi2t58CRmbU[/b]

Info plz.

Granted, but then you looked in the mirror and realized you can't be as sexy as them so your dreams are crushed.

I wish I had 1,000,000 real USD dollars, not counterfit. And nothing can go wrong with them or the way I spend it.

**Psy** · 01-25-2008, 02:20 AM

Info plz.

Granted, but then you looked in the mirror and realized you can't be as sexy as them so your dreams are crushed.

I wish I had 1,000,000 real USD dollars, not counterfit. And nothing can go wrong with them or the way I spend it.[/b]

Granted, but Ben Bernenke lowers interest rates yet again and your 1,000,000 is as worthless as a Yen. Also, the government takes 50% of it away.

I wish I went back in time 2400 years with a truck load of guns and munitions and became a part of that battle, Leonidas would have fared well if he had some RPGs.

**bomb5hell** · 01-25-2008, 02:22 AM

Info plz.

Granted, but then you looked in the mirror and realized you can't be as sexy as them so your dreams are crushed.

I wish I had 1,000,000 real USD dollars, not counterfit. And nothing can go wrong with them or the way I spend it.[/b]

Granted, but then they check the serial numbers of the money and it turns out they were from a bank robery and you get arrested and put in jail were you become someones bitch. I wish I got 100% on my finals instead of my 2 D's and 3 Bs.

I wish I went back in time 2400 years with a truck load of guns and munitions and became a part of that battle, Leonidas would have fared well if he had some RPGs.[/b]

Granted, but when you just got there a nuclear bomb blew up and killed you.
I wish I got 100% on my finals instead of my 2 D's and 3 Bs.

**Psy** · 01-25-2008, 02:23 AM

Granted, but then they check the serial numbers of the money and it turns out they were from a bank robery and you get arrested and put in jail were you become someones bitch. I wish I got 100% on my finals instead of my 2 D's and 3 Bs.[/b]

Granted, but hell freezes over.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.

**bomb5hell** · 01-25-2008, 02:28 AM

Granted, but hell freezes over.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.[/b]

Granted, but then people thought you were crazy and you were sent to the loony bin. I wish I had a credit card with infinite money of all types on it and was fire proof, bullet proof, nuclear bomb proof, or that wasn't stolen or a fake or make me die or lose any parts of my bodies or my sanity.

**Psy** · 01-25-2008, 02:49 AM

Granted, but then people thought you were crazy and you were sent to the loony bin. I wish I had a credit card with infinite money of all types on it and was fire proof, bullet proof, nuclear bomb proof, or that wasn't stolen or a fake or make me die or lose any parts of my bodies or my sanity.[/b]

a. Granted, but because of Ben Bernenke that credit becomes useless and the competing currencies become the only form of accepted tender to whatever you want to buy.
b. You lose it 1 hour after receiving it.
c. Your credit card bill at the end of the month is 10 times what you spent during the month.

I wish for the legalization of all drugs and pardon of all accused perpetrators of victimless crimes.

**bomb5hell** · 01-25-2008, 03:20 AM

a. Granted, but because of Ben Bernenke that credit becomes useless and the competing currencies become the only form of accepted tender to whatever you want to buy.
b. You lose it 1 hour after receiving it.
c. Your credit card bill at the end of the month is 10 times what you spent during the month.

I wish for the legalization of all drugs and pardon of all accused perpetrators of victimless crimes.[/b]

Granted, but then you overdose. I wish I could fly and never die or get hurt.

**Frukwan** · 01-25-2008, 06:31 AM

granted, but you have infinite AIDS, you don't die - others can. i wish i had my own business by now.

ILoveYouToo · 01-25-2008, 07:49 AM

Granted, But your business turns out to be a male on male porn video company with you as the lead character.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't such a bitch.

**Parasitic** · 01-25-2008, 07:56 AM

I never thought this game would catch on here :mellow:

anyway I'll continue.

Granted, but your girlfriend is so nice now, you think shes creepy and leaver her. I wish my friend would pick me up for school, instead of the goddamn bus.

**Frukwan** · 01-25-2008, 10:15 AM

granted, however your friend is a lousy driver, you gonna get drunk, hit someone, get busted and wear a skirt in prison for the rest of your life.

i wish i had like 200$ right now.

ILoveYouToo · 01-25-2008, 10:40 AM

Granted, I send you $200 through WU and you trip and fall on the way to pick it up, breaking three bones in you leg and costing you 3k dollars in hospital bills.

I wish i could kick someone in the nuts right now.