Corrupt a wish

[kennyburger]

Granted, but that hot chick is actually fried chicken but at least your stomach is satisfied.
I wish I had my own professional cook.[/b]

Granted, but instead of professional cook the wisher misheard you say "cock" so you now have 2 penis's!. i wish i didn't have to go to school and take finals

[KrepiN]

Granted, but instead of professional cook the wisher misheard you say "cock" so you now have 2 penis's!. i wish i didn't have to go to school and take finals [/b]

Granted but your mom starts to homeschool u and u fail!

I wish my penis was like peter norths

[Frukwan]

granted, you have your own professional cook, but hes turkish and u dont know what the f*** hes making and what are the ingredients.

EDIT: granted, you cant wear shorts now

i wish i wouldnt have to go downstairs to get my newspaper each morning.

[KrepiN]

granted, you have your own professional cook, but hes turkish and u dont know what the f*** hes making and what are the ingredients.

i wish i wouldnt have to go downstairs to get my newspaper each morning.[/b]

GRANTED BUT U ANSWERED AFTER ME SO YOU HAVE TO!"!!!!

I wish my penis was as big as peter norths!

[Frukwan]

ok ok
YOU CANT WEAR SHORTS NOW, CAUSE YOUR WILL GET SUED FOR PUBLIC NUDICITY!!!!

[KrepiN]

atleast my penis is large

[kennyburger]

GRANTED BUT U ANSWERED AFTER ME SO YOU HAVE TO!"!!!!

I wish my penis was as big as peter norths![/b]

Granted!, peter north just had an axe fall on it and it lost 70% of its size . I wish more people would play this game.

[Frukwan]

granted, they do and peter north starts feeling that someone is talking about him behind his back

i wish my laptop screen wouldnt be so dusty

[KrepiN]

granted but as the dust comes off there comes new.

I wish i had more wishes

[Frukwan]

granted, you do and all the genies go on strike

i wish i had more brains

[KrepiN]

granted, you do and all the genies go on strike

i wish i had more brains[/b]

Granted but u can only fit on in your head

I wish i wasnt so bored

[Frukwan]

granted, your hand gets tired.

i wish i could spend 3hr 8min faster

[PlayerofRogueC0la]

granted, your hand gets tired.

i wish i could spend 3hr 8min faster[/b]

granted, but when that time ends you will be truck by lighting.

i wish i didnt have to go to school <_<

[Frukwan]

granted, but you stay dumb fuck (damn this wish was my favourite to corrupt so far ^^)

i wish i would be lightning proof

[Psy]

granted, but you stay dumb fuck (damn this wish was my favourite to corrupt so far ^^)

i wish i would be lightning proof[/b]

Granted, you survive getting struck by lightning THREE times in a row, but drown to death.

I wish I knew what to wish for