Corrupt a wish

[Hennessy]

Granted but then you get shot in the hood

I wish i was god[/b]

omg u fag ur going to hell for that. but anwasy granted, you suck at it and u die. and go to hell..

i wish that bitch geos to hell

[bomb5hell]

omg u fag ur going to hell for that. but anwasy granted, you suck at it and u die. and go to hell..

i wish that bitch geos to hell[/b]

granted, but you go to hell, also, for wishing he went to hell... That is irony my friend :S
I wish that I could have batteries that never run out of energy.

[Parasitic]

granted, but you go to hell, also, for wishing he went to hell... That is irony my friend :S
I wish that I could have batteries that never run out of energy.[/b]

Granted, they never run out, but they are WAY too big for any of your appliances/electronics to use :P

I wish I wasn't so annoyed by religion.

[easty]

granted but then every religion started to hate you and came and burned down your house
if that makes since im not sure :unsure:

I wish i could be a pro basketball player

[Parasitic]

granted but then every religion started to hate you and came and burned down your house
if that makes since im not sure :unsure:

I wish i could be a pro basketball player[/b]

Granted but you break your ankle and can't play anymore.

I wish he broke his ankle.

[easty]

Granted but you break your ankle laughing so hard that i broke mine

I wish he didnt wish that i broke my ankle

[Parasitic]

Granted but you break your ankle laughing so hard that i broke mine

I wish he didnt wish that i broke my ankle[/b]

Granted, but now I don't break my ankle.

I wish for something funny to happen.

[easty]

granted but you laughed so hard you lose your voice

I wish there was no more school

[Parasitic]

granted but you laughed so hard you lose your voice

I wish there was no more school[/b]

Granted, we all become stoopid

I wish I could know everything.

[easty]

Granted but you become to powerful you take over the world and destroy everthing/everyone

I wish i was 21 and could drink

[Parasitic]

Granted but you become to powerful you take over the world and destroy everthing/everyone

I wish i was 21 and could drink[/b]

Granted, you get a DUI. (thats nice compared to what I could do :P)

I wish I wasn't so nice.

[easty]

Granted, you get a DUI. (thats nice compared to what I could do :P)

I wish I wasn't so nice.[/b]

granted but you became so mean that everyone wanted to teepee your house lol

I wish my page automatically refreshed so i didnt have to click it

[Parasitic]

granted but you became so mean that everyone wanted to teepee your house lol

I wish my page automatically refreshed so i didnt have to click it[/b]

Granted, it never stops refreshing.

I wish I had a 10 inch schlong.

[easty]

Granted, it never stops refreshing.

I wish I had a 10 inch schlong.[/b]

granted but everyone got jealous so the pinned you down and chopped it off

I wish hot rod wasnt such a funny movie

[Parasitic]

granted but everyone got jealous so the pinned you down and chopped it off

I wish hot rod wasnt such a funny movie[/b]

Granted, it bores you to death.

I wish they didn't chop my dick off