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  1. #91
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    This is fun
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Were no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do i
    A full commitments what Im thinking of
    You wouldnt get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    * never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Weve know each other for so long
    Your hearts been aching
    But youre too shy to say it
    Inside we both know whats been going on
    We know the game and were gonna play it

    And if you ask me how Im feeling
    Dont tell me youre too blind to see

    (* repeat)

    Give you up. give you up
    Give you up, give you up
    Never gonna give
    Never gonna give, give you up
    Never gonna give
    Never gonna give, five you up

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    You: RICK ROLLED
    You: BOOM
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]

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    You: Hi
    Stranger: Hello, you sexy libertarian female stranger from Copenhagen.
    You: Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    mindfucked

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    This is fun[/b]
    ROFL :lol:

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    You: Hi
    Stranger: Hello, you sexy libertarian female stranger from Copenhagen.
    You: Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    mindfucked[/b]
    HAHAHAHAHA

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    LOL @ Caerus and giga

  6. #96
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    This is fun[/b]
    I love it :lol:

  7. #97
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    i had to go afk for a bit and left my chat open and came back to this:

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: what's up? And what's down?
    Stranger: you seem to be a quiet randomw stranger
    Stranger: :-(
    Stranger: very quiet indeed
    Stranger: almost boring
    Stranger: so why would i keep going talking to a wall?
    Stranger: to fill the blank?
    Stranger: it's called a monologue.
    Stranger: that's what you do in front of the mirror, wondering every morning why did I get up (and what an ugly face there is :-))
    Stranger: but it doesn't matter. Nobody hears me.
    Stranger: I never expect an answer but hope never dies.
    Stranger: and I keep waiting, waiting, waiting.
    Stranger: nothing ever changes and then again a new days has arrived.
    Stranger: I keep waiting, waiting, waiting.
    Stranger: too bad when it is raining on such days.
    Stranger: you can't tell if people are crying anymore. you can't tell if I am crying anymore.
    Stranger: the water washes everything away.
    Stranger: isn't water beautiful?
    Stranger: it's so clean and forgetful. It takes the dirt away and comes back clean the next day.
    Stranger: it flushes everything away.
    Stranger: even a quiet randome stranger who has never shared a word.
    Stranger: and maybe tomorrow, this stranger will look into the mirror and think of me
    Stranger: but i will be washed away
    Stranger: i will be gone.
    Stranger: bye little quiet stranger
    Stranger: it was nice having met you.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: G'day
    Stranger: please don't implode on me
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello
    You: I'll make you disconnect.
    Stranger: Oh really?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    It took only 30min but i won!

  10. #100
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello
    You: Penis
    Stranger: what?
    You: Penis
    Stranger: still not following...
    You: Penis
    Stranger: PENIS IN UR ASS MOTHER FUCKER
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    0.0

  11. #101
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: so we've been living together for 4 years in this flat now, and i think now is the time to ask this question i've been thinking of...
    Stranger: DID YOU FUCKING STEAL MY CHICKEN FROM THE FRIDGE?
    Stranger: you did didn't you, you greedy fuck.
    Stranger: thats it, i want you out of here by 8
    You: WELL YOU havent been paying attention to me iv beeen eating lots
    You: u havent touched me in 3 fucking weeks
    You: you always come home late
    Stranger: Dont take that tone with me, I've been WORKING
    You: im sure you have
    Stranger: maybe if you got a job, those love handles would dissapear
    You: i saw and the skimpy looking girl at taco bell
    Stranger: SHES JUST A FRIEND
    You: bullshit
    Stranger: dont try and turn this on me!
    You: its all on you
    You: BTW
    You: IM PREGONET
    Stranger: YOU DIDNT TAKE THE PILL?
    Stranger: YOU PSYCHO BITCH
    You: YOU COULDA USED A DAMN CONDOM FFS
    You: i swear ... i will....
    Stranger: well, your getting an abortion right?
    You: you no im christion its murder
    Stranger: enough with your PIECE OF SHIT RELIGION, that baby's dying, even if i have to rip it out of you and stab it myself.
    Stranger: WE CANT AFFORD a child
    You: YOU ARE NOT THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH ANYMORE
    You: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT
    You: You can get a second jog
    You: job*
    Stranger: I'm sick of this, im sick of you. WE'RE THROUGH
    You: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
    You: BTW
    Stranger: oh, AND YOU OWE ME A CHICKEN, BITCH
    You: jarad has a way better cock then u do
    You: he fills me right up
    Stranger: What did you just say
    You: i have ALWAYS ben faking it
    You: JARAD IS A BETTER LOVEr
    Stranger: I'lL BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES, you WAIT RIGHT HERE
    You: TRY NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN ON UR WAY U MANWHORE
    Stranger: HOW DOES JARADS COCK LOOK NOW EY? as good as it did WHEN IT WAS ATTACHED TO HIS BODY?
    Stranger: THATS RIGHT, i just murdered him
    Stranger: AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
    You: HOLY FUCKING MONKEY BALLS
    You: WTF WHY YOU DO THAT
    Stranger: your an accessory to murder
    You: HE WAS SENSITIVE MAN
    Stranger: if im going down, im dragging you down with me
    You: nooooooooo
    You: ur so selfish
    Stranger: and... cut.
    You: ROFL
    Stranger: that was fun
    You: yeh
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 17/m/aus
    Stranger: you?
    You: 16/m/aus
    You: cya
    You: lol
    Stranger: bye

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: chink/
    Stranger: ******?
    Stranger: good?
    Stranger: honkey?
    You: plate
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    nice one, that was awesome. :lol:

  13. #103
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i'm drinking gunpowder.
    Stranger: it is a tasty green tea.



    You: halt!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    (...)
    You: every1 comes out and fucks eachother
    You: funny as shit
    Stranger: what do they call it?
    You: Pedoday
    Stranger: another btard?
    Stranger: you are useless
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Stranger:hello i'm lady gaga
    You: im michael jackson
    Stranger: oh nice to meet you
    You: i saw ur tits
    You: even my grandma has better tits
    Stranger: oh didn't you like them
    You: yup
    Stranger: WHAT can't be possible
    Stranger:
    You: but its true, srry to say that
    Stranger: well, at least i'm white =)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  14. #104
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: DONT GIVE ME THE asl
    Stranger: haha
    You: sounds like a turk on crack
    Stranger: i dont plan on it
    You: great
    You: then now we can have a bitter fucking sweet conversation with my cock out of my pants
    You: why didnt you disconnect yet?
    Stranger: you can have ur cock wherever you want jsut not near me
    You: its all around you
    You: FEEL IT
    You: FEEEEEEEL IT >
    You: RUB IT
    Stranger: its tiny
    Stranger: sorry
    You: ow D:
    You: not impressed?
    Stranger: not in the slightest... mines bigger
    You: THEN LET ME FEEL YOURS
    You: *rubbing*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  15. #105
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    aww I copied Zerbs and basically got the same end result

    Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Oh HaiStranger: hellooooooooooYou: asl?Stranger: from?You: floridaYou: im 21 / male + femaleYou: you ?Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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