well hello there do u want to step to my van ? i have a candies
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well hello there do u want to step to my van ? i have a candies
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Stranger: selamın aleykόm
You: AQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: eywallah
You: Sie!
Stranger: sen sie amcık
You: Aq§
You: Sie!
Stranger: anan sie gφtveren
You: Aq!
Stranger: ben senin aq
You: sie!
Stranger: gφtόnό sie
You: Aq babo!!!!
Stranger: eywallah koηum
Stranger: sen
Stranger: seninde geηmişini ben..
You: Sie!!!!!
You: Aq!
Stranger: sόlalen aq
You: AQ!
Stranger: avradını senin ben
You: AQ!!!!
You: Abi sie!!!!
Stranger: sen sie gφt oğlanı tutan mı var seni
You: Aq!
Stranger: ben senin aq!
You: Zulfy AQ
Stranger: zulfynin de aq
Stranger: senin de aq
Stranger: geηmişininde aq
Stranger: ananında bacının da aq
You: Aq!
Stranger: avradını sikiiiim
I know my turkish skillz are pretty usless
Hed probably flame the living fuck out of you xD
this was kinda fun
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Stranger: gaia?
You: ganja?
Stranger: i was gonna smoke ur shit but den i got high
You: *falls asleep*
Stranger: *puts cock in mouth*
Stranger: *takes pictures*
Stranger: *blackmails mother to starr in pornos*
You: *wakes up* hi dad!
Stranger: halo
Stranger: how u doin
You: why's my mouth all sticky?
Stranger: cause u been droolin
Stranger: over my cock
You: oh okay, just glad it wasn't my brothers again.
Stranger: lolollo
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this was my favorite
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Stranger: Country: Iceland
Name: Sorke
Magic: Fire Element
Stranger: What is your c/m/n?
You: *dogdes* *poof* (cant see me)
Stranger: *can't see you!*
Stranger: Oh no!
Stranger: Is that your magic?
You: sdrawkcab klat em sekam ti iub ,sey
You: *tub
You: S: opyt yrros
Stranger: Well. That's probably less problematic than my magic. My magic sometimes makes people I talk to in anonymous chatrooms blow up in flames with now warning.
Stranger: *no
You: !!!!REGGIN UOY KCUF
You: *poof* *re-appeared*
You: holy shit, your magic is crazy
Stranger: HAAAAA! it still works!
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Haha had to takes Zerb's line when the opportunity presented intself.
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Stranger: helloe
You: How dare you cheat on me
You: You fucking cunt
Stranger: im sorry honey!
Stranger: i wount do it again
You: You're fuckin cut
You: That's bullshit
You: You're fucking someone right now, arent you!
Stranger: no its not!
You: YES IT IS
You: Don't fuckin lie to me!
Stranger: trust me for once!
You: FUCK YOU, I ALREADY GAVE YOU ENOUGH CHANCES!
Stranger: look me in the eye and say u didnt cheat to!!
You: FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT!
You: You know i'd never do that to you!
Stranger: ooh reallly??
You: Yeah!
You: REallly
Stranger: and who is the slutty girl?
Stranger: ha?
You: ...
You: Your sister!
You: Happy?
You: IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANTED
Stranger: asswhole
You: THE TRUTH?
Stranger: fuck the truth
You: FUCK YOU
You: Actually wait
Stranger: i want to devorce
You: Fuck your sister
You: I dont give a shit
Stranger: u can have the dog
You: I want him anyway!
Stranger: so u can fuck it!
You: Maybe I will, he can join me and your sister.
Stranger: i dont even have a sister
You: You will in 9 months.
Stranger: what the fuck are u saying??
Stranger: ill tell your fater u said hi
Stranger: byee ass
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Stranger: heey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 6 1/2, M , Canada.
You: You?
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Stranger: and
Stranger: i
Stranger: came
Stranger: just now
You: This is Leif from Omegle.
We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
This is your final warning.
Leif
(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
The authorities will contact you within 48-72 hours. Respect the chat.
Stranger: and
Stranger: you
Stranger: FAILED
:lol:Stranger: i dont even have a sister
You: You will in 9 months.[/b]
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Stranger: wow!
Stranger: thanks!
You: lol
You: ne time
Stranger: i never got the whole way through before!
You: you looked like you were having fun
Stranger: now i know my abc's
Stranger: next time won't you sing with me!
You: lol
Stranger: should i do my danny gokey speil now?
Stranger: you let danny down! he needed your votes!
You: whatever floats your boat
Stranger: how could you let him down?!
Stranger: he just wanted to sing for the chillrun!
Stranger: that's all he axt!
Stranger: bye!
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mine sucked -,-
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You: SUUUP
Stranger: HIHI
You: guess what?
Stranger: I am idiolt
You: omg u got it right :P
Stranger: where do you live?
You: wow was about to ask the same, we are some mind freaks
You: communicating with each others
You: this is creepy
Stranger: I come from UFO.I am alien
You: WOW
You: i heard aliens had little dicks, true?
Stranger: then where do you live?
Stranger: Mars?
You: nah dude im from jupiter
Stranger: O
You: the planet, where we can rape mothers infront of theyre childrens while they are crying like little bitches
You: never been to mars yet
Stranger: so we are friends?
Stranger: i can visit you now
You: DUDE BRING IT
Stranger: I will travel by light
You: i hope you will
You: HEY GUESS WHAT?
You: if you come whitin the 5min
You: ILL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY CHERRY
You: deal?
Stranger: cherry?
Stranger: Banana?
Stranger: Blueberry?
Stranger: Orange?
Stranger: Apple?
You: i guess ur a 16year old virgin right?
You: if U DONT KNOW WHAT MA CHERRY
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: 50?
You: im just enough old to rape you infront of ur mom
You: while shes gonna cry like a little bitch
You: thats how old i am
You: You know what DRO SAID ONE DAY?
Stranger: No
Stranger: We have generation gap
You: THATS WHAT HE SAID
You: I'd put an orange in her mouth and suck her ass until it tasted like Fanta.
You: agree if it rapes
You: it rapes right?
You: right?
You: right?
Stranger: i just want to know where do you live
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EDIT: Found this one PRETTY FUNNY >.< Looks like everyone hate them haha
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Stranger: hi
You: selam
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edit: few games i had with a dude, I WON
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You: hello dear stranger
Stranger: hi
You: wanna play a game?
Stranger: what game?
You: alright, lets do some animals ''sound'' ...
You: and we need to guess which animals it his
You: alright?
Stranger: aight
You: alright ill start
You: ''Quack Quack''
Stranger: duck
Stranger:
You: you got it right
You: ur turn
Stranger: "Hau Hau"
You: wow you lost me... hahahaha
Stranger: its a dog
Stranger: man
You: houaf houaf, kinda sound more like a dog
You: anyway my turn
You: '' Oikk Oikk''
Stranger: pig;]
Stranger: dont know
You: wow you rape, its a pig u got it right T_T
Stranger: i cant follow sounds of animials
Stranger: im not good at it
You: dude you got 2right out of 2
You: ur good
You: lets continue
Stranger: lets play somethind different
You: alright
Stranger: something*
You: which game you wanna play?
Stranger: no idea
You: hmm
You: lets post a word
You: and the other post what he thinks of the wordfollowing
You: exemple: i say dick, you say vagina
You: vice versa
Stranger: hammurabi code
You: chinese
Stranger: japaneese
You: hot
Stranger: dog
You: cat
Stranger: mouse
You: computer
Stranger: keyboard
You: boat
Stranger: sea
You: fish
Stranger: goldfish
You: silver
Stranger: medal
You: champion
Stranger: roxor
You: metal
Stranger: plastic
You: surgery
Stranger: tits
You: vagina
Stranger: dick
You: mouth
Stranger: tongue
You: lick
Stranger: suck
You: swallow
Stranger: vodka
You: shooter
Stranger: victim
You: naked
Stranger: you win
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You: so what do you think of obama
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hm
Stranger: she is a good girl
You: obama had a sex change
You: ???
Stranger: I'm horny, I have a webcam, my msn: [email protected]
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this one is better, couldnt stop laughing
You: so im doing a survey
Stranger: WHITE POWER!
You: on the amount of people that are voting for human rights
You: holy shit, i have so many questions
Stranger: ok
You: why do you feel like white people are inferior?
Stranger: Trolling a troll....do you think such a move is wise?
You: it depends if your the one choking the donkey, if you know what i mean
You: ; )
Stranger: so i herd u liek teh mukdipz
You: yeah, chocolate double please
You: does it also come with grapes?
Stranger: mudkipz*
You: oh fuck
You: mukdipz is the word for sex in iranian
Stranger: /b/tard?
You: and chocolate double is, well, hehehe : D
You: wtf is /b/?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: YO MOMMA!
You: omg, not my momma
You: my dadda? : D
Stranger: oh yeah all ova her face
You: his face*
Stranger: his too
You: so, are you bisexual then?
Stranger: no but i splooge gallons when i cum
You: really, how many gallons
You: u like big sperm whale?
You: moby dick : O
Stranger: also im reporting to the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: moby cock maybe
You: what about if its a female whale
You: moby tits? : (
Stranger: moby clit
You: ahhhh, so much better : D
You: did u know i dont splooege when i get off
Stranger: zok?
You: i actually just go to sleep
You: so right before i climax, i just fucking sleep
You: i dont know what its like to really feel : (
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its because you dont have a soul
You: omg, am i possessed by some sex craved devil : O
You: he enters my body right before i sploogie : (
You: omg, so he can feel it : (
Stranger: o.O
You: that bastard : (
You: are you priest? : D
You: u release me from his clutches, not bondage though
You: u know what i mean
Stranger: only on tuesdays\
You: today is tuesday : (
Stranger: i have a headache
You: omg is devil!!!!
You: he connected to you through online : O
You: what we do, install virus? : O
Stranger: mac'd
You: fuck, we are dead then : (
You: what shall we do for our last moments talking to each other
You: i like to draw penis on foggy mirror one last time : D
Stranger: <========(||-----<(^_^)v en guard
You: hoho?? i dont have sword
You: BUT I HAVE THIS >==D=========000000000 mace zuahahah
Stranger: shitty looking mace....
You: : (
Stranger: looks more like me when i splooge
You: true, ive seen it
You: this is me when i splooge
You: : (
Stranger: i thought it was <(_-_)> -zzzzzzzzzz
You: it is, i are sad : (
You: can u find me cure?
Stranger: \m/(-_-)\m/
You: are you doctor?
Stranger: metal cures all
Stranger: no but i play one on tv
You: really? : D what show
You: babes in toyland? : D
Stranger: that';; do pig that'll do
You: oh shit, i have to go
You: we are getting secluded cause u said pig
Stranger: hurray
You: now i have swine flu : (
You: goodbye
Stranger: lol
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You: penis
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Stranger: hello
You: i dont give a fuck
You: for duck
You:
You: wassaaaa ?
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You: hiicantfindmyspacebar
You: myspacebarislost
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: leuk
You: canyouhelpmefindit?
Stranger: ?? how
You: |________________________| thereitis
You: FOUND IT!
Stranger: wtf dude seriously
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: U from?
You: turkey
You: you?
Stranger: china
You: AQ
You: why you from fucking china!?
You: i hate fucking china
Stranger: why?
You: Because you eat all my rice
Stranger: sorry
You: dont eat my rice!
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are u
You: in a place where i can see you
Stranger: really?
Stranger: what does it mean
You: it means that i am going to rape you
You: soon... very soon
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you suck
Stranger: son of bitches
And my favorite one
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: turkey
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You: Hi
Stranger: heyyoooooooooooo
You: What's up?
Stranger: tired
Stranger: u
You: Same, passing time.
You: where ya from?
Stranger: same
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: u?
You: I know some turkish
Stranger: great
Stranger: tell me
You: Sύe A.Q
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Nice way to be an asshole.You: Hi
Stranger: heyyoooooooooooo
You: What's up?
Stranger: tired
Stranger: u
You: Same, passing time.
You: where ya from?
Stranger: same
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: u?
You: I know some turkish
Stranger: great
Stranger: tell me
You: Sύe A.Q
You have disconnected.[/b]
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