Are you prepared in the event of a zombie invasion?

[aligator]

chuck norris[/b]

+1

Chief export of chuck norris is pain ^^

[tamachan]

Hmm~

Find K2 network, Kill any Survivor there, hack into their network and give urself GG items and enjoy ur last moment
Oh and screw people up

[kennyburger]

get turned into a zombie

[sexy Owa]

lmao this topic is soo sweet. there is actually a book out on this, tells you shit like how to stay alive if a zombie invasion took place, or something along those lines >.< a kid was reading it when i was a senior in high school and it made me giggle. but i did think about it and myself being a resident evil fan, in all honesty i dont think id survive. but i do think id kill a few ;o my house is in the country, plenty of guns, ammunition, Maul&#39;s, axe&#39;s. one thing is for sure though, id head to the nearest school or big building nearby block the entrances and just hope a Bush figure of a president doesnt nuke the united states in search of peace with the zombies.

[Disturbed]

Could have sworn zombies already existed, I mean, there&#39;s no way normal half way intelligent people are running the company K2. Gotta be ran by mindless people pressing buttons hoping one day they will get brains BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

If zombies were to come i would make them watch that one Britney Spears obsessed homo, even zombies will understand the horror of watching that mofo

[Ripper_of_romania]

A baseball bat and a gang is all you need h34r: h34r:

[sexy Owa]

A baseball bat and a gang is all you need h34r: h34r:[/b]

a baseball bat and a gang >.< unless that gang is made up of mobsters they wont get far

[Psy]

a baseball bat and a gang >.< unless that gang is made up of mobsters they wont get far [/b]

True, urban gangs can&#39;t make it out of the projects, let alone stay alive during a zombie attack. Even if they had guns, they&#39;d most likely miss each shot and shoot into some 10 year old&#39;s bed as they were sleeping.

[moemoneyman]

depends. are we talking Resident Evil Zombies? Dawn of the Dead? or Shaun of the Dead?

RE = Slow but smart
DotD = Fast and Crazy
SotD = Slow and Retarded[/b]

I think he is talking I am Legend.

[kennyburger]

I think he is talking I am Legend.[/b]

if itwas them from i am legend i would survive :P

[Psy]

I think he is talking I am Legend.[/b]

I Am Legend came out 7-8 months after this topic was made

[sexy Owa]

True, urban gangs can&#39;t make it out of the projects, let alone stay alive during a zombie attack. Even if they had guns, they&#39;d most likely miss each shot and shoot into some 10 year old&#39;s bed as they were sleeping.[/b]

lmao my thoughts exactly.

[ArtOfFighters]

thermite
riot gear
bread knife
bus
+
someone slower than me

[moemoneyman]

I Am Legend came out 7-8 months after this topic was made[/b]

They made a movie out of your thread. You should sue them.

[moemoneyman]

if itwas them from i am legend i would survive :P[/b]

Don&#39;t kid yourself. They would gnaw the shit out of you. The movie sucked, but those fuckers were awesome.

Thank God for the Dark Knight trailer, or I would&#39;ve wasted 10 bucks