Your best jokes!!!

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

Originally posted by @FT3R5H()CK
A blonde a redhead and a brunette walk into a bar after a few drinks they had to use the bathroom so they ask the bartender "excuse me wheres the restroom" the bartender tells them around the corner to the left and then he starts telling them about this mirror that if u tell it something true it will give u something you desire but if you lie you will be sucked into the mirror never to be seen again. So the brunette goes up to the mirror and says "i think im the prettiest girl in the world" the mirror grants her a house and fortune. The redhead goes up to the mirror and says "i think im the smartest girl in the world" the mirror grants her a house and fortune. The blonde goes up to the mirror and says "i think" and the mirror sucks her in.

i love dumb blonde jokes

[TunaFishyMe]

fuck you, mine was better

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

yours was ok =/

i liked the microsoft one, didn't think it was that pathetic

[TunaFishyMe]

fuck you! I made mine up myself!!!

"No im not" How can you not laugh at that punch line?!

No im not <-- thats halarious!

[FatM4n]

1 ferrari
1lambogirni
1porsche
were all parked outside a bar

and 3 chicks stood there and were amused by them

1st chick says I will be that so I can buy the ferrari
2nd chick says I will be that so I can buy the lambogirni





3rd chick says I will be like my sister and suck dick for a livin cuz she owns all of them


funny or not just a little something something

[FatM4n]

Originally posted by TunaFishyMe
Heres another one Ive been working on:

Once upon a time there were 3 women. *A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde. *They went into a sex store and saw this pink dildo for 1 dollar. *They decided to split the price in 3 since they were all going to use it. *A brunette paid 33cents, the redhead paid 33 and the blonde paid 33 cents. *The store owner said, you are missing a penny. *And the Blonde said, "No Im Not"

dont get it

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

fatman r u blonde?

[FatM4n]

I was h43r:

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

k its in ur roots.

retarded mofo. die plz!

[TunaFishyMe]

A blonde walks into a bar and gets drunk. These advantageous men approach her and ask her if she wants to go to a hotel. She says yes. While she was giving them a blowjob she threw up all over them. The men scream, "you dumb bitch" and the blonde said "What can I do for you??"

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

Originally posted by TunaFishyMe
A blonde walks into a bar and gets drunk. *These advantageous men approach her and ask her if she wants to go to a hotel. *She says yes. *While she was giving them a blowjob she threw up all over them. *The men scream, "you dumb bitch" and the blonde said "What can I do for you??"

thats reli random even i didn't get that.

issit me or does ur jokes suck tuna.

[FatM4n]

Originally posted by SotongPoo
k its in ur roots.

retarded mofo. die plz!

:lol: I was joking u mofo

whats so funny with No i'm not?

only 1 cent left to 1dollar

[TunaFishyMe]

thats fucking halarious!! she replied to "You dumb bitch" And everyone knows blonde are dumb DUH!!!!

[FatM4n]

Originally posted by SotongPoo
k its in ur roots.

retarded mofo. die plz!

:lol: I was joking u mofo

whats so funny with No i'm not?

only 1 cent left to 1dollar

wtf penny? isn't it a cent left?

[lIIIIIIIIIIl]

Originally posted by TunaFishyMe
thats fucking halarious!! she replied to "You dumb bitch" *And everyone knows blonde are dumb DUH!!!!

its stil not funny.