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Two shepherds are flying a plain. Suddenly it's starting to go down pretty fast. One shepherd says to another:
- Grab this parachute and jump!

- But what about the sheep?!?

- FUCK THE SHEEP!!!

- (pause) Do ou think we have enough time?

[FatM4n]

abit funny

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Originally posted by FatM4n
abit funny

which one?...

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A little boy comes to a whorehouse with a piggy-bank in his hands and says to the whore-momma:
- Could I have a lady that has AIDS?
- But little boy why do you need a lady with AIDS?
- Is it true that when I fuck a lady that has AIDS, I'll get it too?
- Yes.
- And is it true that when, like everyday the nanny will come and molest me, will she get AIDS too?
- Yes.
- And later when my daddy will come and fuck the nanny will he get AIDS too?
- Yes.
- And when my father will fuck my mommy will she get AIDS too?
- Yes.
- And when on wednesday the garbage man will come and fuck my mommy will he get AIDS too?
- Yes.
- Oh yeah that's the fucker I was looking for. The sonofabitch ran over my pet frog.

[FatM4n]

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abit funny

which one?...[/b]

the one with the sheeps

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Originally posted by FatM4n+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FatM4n)</div>

Originally posted by Diler@
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abit funny

which one?...

the one with the sheeps[/b]

You didn't like the one with the psychiatrist and Turk?

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One man was so broke down that he decided to kill himself. He wen't to the lake, where grew a big tree. He wanted to hang himself on one of the branches but he noticed that on one of them is sitting a man. He asked him:
- Who the hell are you?
- Saint Nicholas. Why do you wanna kill yourself?
- Because I had to sell the house, to pay the debt, my wife left me and I don't have anything to live for now.
- I'll help you then. I will give you a present. The house is yours.
- What about my wife?
- She's waiting for you at home.
- Thank you, oh thank you! How can I ever repay you?
- Hmm... suck my dick.
- What? Ah what the hell nobody's around.
The guy is giving Santa a blowjob and then suddenly the he began to pet his head and asks him:
- How old are you?
- 40
- And you still believe in Santa Claus?

[Vertig0]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har h43r: :lol: :huh:

[sMooFy]

Originally posted by Vertig0
What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:

[Vertig0]

Originally posted by sMooFy+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sMooFy)</div>

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What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:[/b]

Dont make me whip out the Abe Lincoln burrito

[sMooFy]

Originally posted by Vertig0+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vertig0)</div>

Originally posted by sMooFy@
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:

Dont make me whip out the Abe Lincoln burrito[/b]

just think about the picture ^_^

[Vertig0]

Originally posted by sMooFy+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sMooFy)</div>

Originally posted by Vertig0+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vertig0)

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What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:

Dont make me whip out the Abe Lincoln burrito[/b]

just think about the picture ^_^[/b][/quote]


I did couldnt get it out of my head last night while trying to sleep. :unsure:

[sMooFy]

Originally posted by Vertig0+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vertig0)</div>

Originally posted by sMooFy+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sMooFy)

Originally posted by Vertig0
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@
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:

Dont make me whip out the Abe Lincoln burrito

just think about the picture ^_^[/b]

I did couldnt get it out of my head last night while trying to sleep. :unsure:[/b][/quote]

urgh..that sounds like some evil nightmares about schrottis fakeboobs

[schrotti]

Originally posted by sMooFy+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sMooFy)</div>

Originally posted by Vertig0+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Vertig0)

Originally posted by sMooFy

Originally posted by Vertig0
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:

Dont make me whip out the Abe Lincoln burrito

just think about the picture ^_^

I did couldnt get it out of my head last night while trying to sleep. :unsure:[/b]

urgh..that sounds like some evil nightmares about schrottis fakeboobs [/b][/quote]


my boobs > ur "penis" h43r: :angry:

[sMooFy]

Originally posted by schrotti+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(schrotti)</div>

Originally posted by sMooFy+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sMooFy)

Originally posted by Vertig0

Originally posted by sMooFy

Originally posted by Vertig0
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@
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?





Why are you shaking, shes gonna eat me.


har har *h43r: *:lol: *:huh:

what the.... :huh:

Dont make me whip out the Abe Lincoln burrito

just think about the picture ^_^

I did couldnt get it out of my head last night while trying to sleep. :unsure:

urgh..that sounds like some evil nightmares about schrottis fakeboobs [/b]

my boobs > ur "penis" h43r: :angry:[/b][/quote]

IT WAS COLD IN THAT ROOM!